Last Poster Wins

[Malkavian]

Yes.

[Raziel]

No no no you don't get to dodge that with a plain yes, nor do you get to steal the win so easily with it either

[Malkavian]

Then... no? 

[Raziel]

You must be crazy if you think I would say yes to that Then again your name is Malkavian after all so I shouldn't be surprised I suppose 

[Malkavian]

I find that offensive!  Accurate, yes, but offensive.

[Raziel]

It is quite literally the one thing Malkavians are known for. Like white on rice, red and yellow making orange or a a Tremere being offended at being called a blood mage.

[Cryptic]

Easy easy people, gotta make sure to keep the win firmly in hand before Cryptics come by to steal them away.

[Malkavian]

It is quite literally the one thing Malkavians are known for. Like white on rice, red and yellow making orange or a a Tremere being offended at being called a blood mage.

Lies. Slanderous lies. Without an ounce of proof!

[Raziel]

Lies. Slanderous lies. Without an ounce of proof!

Woah settle down there, last thing I want to do is upset a crazy lady. Besides a little crazy never hurt anyone, we're all a little nuts in one way or another...and it makes you a bunch of fun.

Now to just hit post and take back the win right here

[Malkavian]

I think it's time to do with you what I do with all my internal voices: put on ignore. 

[Raziel]

Well it would make it slightly easier to win, besides I thought all those voices of yours weren't always wrong, wouldn't that technically mean I'm not always wrong too hmm? I also have cookies, how will you get one in that case.

[Malkavian]

...I like cookies... >_>

[Raziel]

Well I do have plenty, any particular flavour I can interest you in?

[Malkavian]

White chocolate!

[Wolfling72]

quietly offers up white chocolate and steals the win while it is being eaten.

Giggles like a loon

[Malkavian]

Eats the white chocolate. Proves to be deathly allergic. Dies.

[Wolfling72]

Blinks

Malkies don't die!! They just get violently ill unless they have the Eat Food merit...

whispers

or a split personality that thinks they are fully human and another gender from the host body.

I had one of those once.

steals the Win from the fake dead Malkavian

[Malkavian]

Turns to dust. Is sprinkled over the win. Tastes delicious.

[Wolfling72]

Eats the Malk---

*blinks*

The Win!

The Wolf Boi eats the friggin' win!!

[ChicagoOkie]

My win!

[Wolfling72]

shakes head and pinches Okie buns

Mine.

[ChicagoOkie]

No it's mine.

Tickles Wolfy and steals the win.

[Merry Gentry]

mine! mine!

[Raziel]

Yoink! Mine now! 

[ChicagoOkie]

And back to me.