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Offline JudeTopic starter

World's Sexiest Despot
« on: February 01, 2011, 08:00:50 PM »
Kim Jong-il
You can test my missile any day.


Hugo Chavez
That smell isn't sulfur, it's raw sexuality.


Muammar al-Gaddafi
Do bitches love his sunglasses?  Vote for this guy to find out!


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
I want him to settle down and have a non-nuclear family with me.


Robert Mugabe
My attraction to him will be illegal in his country if he has his way.


Fidel Castro
Bill Clinton stole the cigar trick from this communist pimptator.


LET THE VOTING COMMENCE.

Offline Xenophile

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 08:02:52 PM »
Are you fucking kidding me? The Worlds' Sexiest Despots, and no Young Stalin?!



You be out of your fucking mind not to vote for this beast.

Offline JudeTopic starter

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2011, 08:03:47 PM »
Young Stalin is now a write-in candidate apparently!

Offline Callie Del Noire

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2011, 08:06:49 PM »
Sorry Jude, according to leaked cables, Muammar al-Gaddafi has a nice BUXOM and blonde lady nurse who goes EVERYWHERE with him.

Offline Xenophile

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2011, 08:07:24 PM »
Young Stalin is now a write-in candidate apparently!

You better believe it, if you're not prepared to get shipped to the Gulag's, bitch.

Offline JudeTopic starter

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2011, 08:07:48 PM »
Doesn't Gaddafi have a female death squad bodyguard entourage?

Offline Shjade

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2011, 08:52:10 PM »
Writing in for Stalin. That hair! :o

Offline Wyrd

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 11:00:31 PM »
Stalin, for those charming good looks. Oh! and he killed and oppressed more people then anybody! ;D

Offline DudelRok

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2011, 11:37:13 PM »
Fidel Castro is such a bro, and you must always vote for your bros. XD

Offline Noelle

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 07:55:50 AM »
Castro can be my jefe any day.  8-)

Offline Xenophile

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 07:59:19 AM »
This is sausagefest needs some shacking up. Time for a Brazilian Argentinian ladies to join the wet t-shirt competition!



Oh yeah, you can definitely see the hunger in her eyes.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2011, 08:00:22 AM by Xenophile »

Offline mystictiger

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 09:35:01 AM »
How do you define despot?

Chavez won both elections, in polls that had no involvement from any supreme court, and were externally certified (by the OAS I believe).

Offline JudeTopic starter

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 11:05:08 AM »
Chavez is one of the favorite targets in some circles of American Politics so I included him for that reason.  This is not intended to be taken seriously Mystic :p

Offline Xenophile

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 11:08:58 AM »
Chavez is one of the favorite targets in some circles of American Politics so I included him for that reason.  This is not intended to be taken seriously Mystic :p

Then you should have added George W. Bush!



Mmm, those lips like they where made for sucking.

Offline JudeTopic starter

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 11:11:15 AM »
I thought about adding him and Obama, but then everyone would vote for our current commander in chief.  You gotta admit, the guy is pretty sexy.

Offline mystictiger

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 11:12:20 AM »
And just think of the grip on those ears...

Almost as good as:

http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/prince-charles.jpg

Offline Noelle

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 11:13:33 AM »


You're right. It wouldn't even be a contest.

Offline JudeTopic starter

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 11:14:23 AM »
And what about this lady?

Who needs a crown when you have piss-colored clothes!

Offline mystictiger

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2011, 11:17:29 AM »
Gives a new meaning to the word "On Her Majesty's Pleasure"

He topless.
He ride horse!
He russian!


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Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2011, 11:28:07 AM »
Gives a new meaning to the word "On Her Majesty's Pleasure"

He topless.
He ride horse!
He russian!



*snickers*  'I'm on a horse.' /OldSpiceGuy

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Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2011, 11:28:32 AM »
And what about this lady?
*snip*
Who needs a crown when you have piss-colored clothes!

>.>

She was actually quite pretty, 60 years ago. >.>


Offline Brandon

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2011, 11:30:31 AM »
People consider Obama sexy?

<.<

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Anyway, I have to go with young stalin. Dude is stylin!

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Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2011, 11:33:51 AM »
Erm. How about not disparaging others' sexual tastes, hm? Kinda against the spirit on E.

Offline Noelle

Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2011, 01:43:37 PM »
People consider Obama sexy?

<.<

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Anyway, I have to go with young stalin. Dude is stylin!

Point of this thread: missed.

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Re: World's Sexiest Despot
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2011, 02:24:19 PM »

Oh my...this entire thread had me literally laughing out loud at my computer. Thank you everyone, and especially Jude for starting this. ^ ^

Are you fucking kidding me? The Worlds' Sexiest Despots, and no Young Stalin?!



You be out of your fucking mind not to vote for this beast.

Hah... agreed!

But Obama can address my state of union -any- day.