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Offline SabbyTopic starter

Would You Rather...
« on: January 05, 2011, 11:32:55 PM »
Here, the poster lists two equally unpleasant tasks, and the respondent answers which they would do if they had no choice. Then, they can have revenge by putting someone else through it >=D

Please try and keep both scenarios EQUAL.

I'll go first. Would you rather... jerk off with a bowl of dead mosquitoes in oil? Or roll over a wooden bed that has a few dead mice on it once.

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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 11:51:57 PM »
Oh wow um...I would roll over the dead mice.  I don't use oil anyways ;)

Would you rather...drink three shots of saliva from someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in a month?  Or spend 30 minutes in an outhouse full of week old urine and diarrhea?

Is that a good start?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 11:59:30 PM »
I'd take the outhouse in a heart beat. Unpleasant, but no ingestion fluids >.< By the way, these don't have to be disgusting :P just a note.

Okay, would you rather... take off your shirt and have a friend break a fluorescent light over your back? Or strip naked and jump through inch thick wall of ice?

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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 12:17:06 AM »
I'd jump through the ice.  I've seen fluorescent light bulbs shatter...it would suck to have several tiny sharp pieces embedded in my back D:

Would you rather...get punched in the face by professional boxer?  Or take four paintball gun shots to the groin at close range?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 12:38:18 AM »
What, were you born without genitals?! The punch man, the punch >.<

Would you rather... streak through the Church your family attends, or streak in front of the screen of the premier of Avatar 2?

Offline Anithinum

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 09:42:04 PM »
church...mainly because I like avatar and would be too caught up in it to remember to streak :P

would you rather....lick a frogs back or sleep in one bed with a snake?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 10:46:50 PM »
Frog. It's over much quicker.

Would you rather... get wrapped in bubble wrap and rolled down a steep, rocky mountain side? Or try and lay down to cuddle an extremely agitated jack russel?

Offline Anithinum

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 10:54:56 PM »
Bubble wrap!!!! I've always wanted to do something like that, ever since I saw that commercial with the world covered in bubble wrap. I can deal with the pain :P

would you rather..... eat 16 burgers without a break or down 10 shots of Absinth (90%+ alcohol)

Offline Apraxia

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 11:08:44 PM »
Ugh. Hate to say it, but burgers. The green fairy is a merciless chase.

Would you rather have a nasty migrane or a nasty bout of diarrhea?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 11:58:39 PM »
Actually, the latter can be painless. The former can't. Gimme the last one.

Would you rather... go through a week blindfolded and handcuffed, or a week at Bam Margera's house during one of his infamous prank wars?

Offline Apraxia

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 12:03:14 AM »
Sooo, do I want to enjoy myself or get my hair set on fire by Bam?
Definitely blindfolded and handcuffed.

Would you rather be the driver of a car getting into an accident, or the passenger in the same car?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2011, 12:18:00 AM »
Passenger. I'll take the broken arm, while the loser at the wheel gets the broken arm AND get's sued xD

Would you rather... come home from an excruciating day wanting nothing but a long sleep, only to find an agitated wild boar sleeping in it? Or play Russia's version of cow tipping? (Piss of a ram and coax it into headbutting you. The object of the game is to stop it's charge with your foot)

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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2011, 05:05:03 PM »
The wild boar one. It seems less violent and you have more of a chance to not get hurt.

Would you rather... confess your undying love on live TV to the celebrity you admire or strip naked and dance in the streets?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2011, 08:43:48 PM »
Uhg... ya know, I'm more physically shy then mentally, so I'll confess my love for Will Ferell live.

Would you rather take a riot control shot to the ass, (rubber round lobbed from a grenade launcher) or a bamboo cane?

Both instances, your bent and pantless.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2011, 09:37:18 AM »
I guess I'd take the bamboo cane.

Would you rather spend a day in the air or at sea?

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2011, 08:33:58 PM »
I have a fear of the ocean, so dangle me from the a fucking airship :P

Would you rather... be forced to sit through a show you hate, or watch a show you love with someone heckling it.

Offline Caehlim

Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2011, 08:35:43 PM »
Show that I hate.

...Then I can do the heckling. ;)