In an Epic fantasy world of ancient ruins and endless tombs and magical items and plunder...Darius and Seka are the laziest, most unlikely heroes ever. The two have formed a band that they deem the "Mischievous Horny Bastards" and have been ravaging the country side of...alcohol...mostly. That's not to say the two aren't actually formidable in their own right, they just don't take anything more seriously than having fun and finding loot the easy way.
Sadly, it's almost impossible to find loot "the easy" way and, more often than not, they activate some ancient horrible curse, or awaken some horrible evil "yada-yada" and have to do something about it. Hey, these guys are hedonists, not assholes.
Anyhow, the "Mischievous Horny Bastards" are currently recruiting. Maybe the title will have to change, eh?
Darius is a powerful and very old lech - who is mostly straight, but occasionally lets Seka paw at him.Seka
is a Neko, a cuddly and lovable sort who is extremely gifted with blades and acrobatics. He's also as gay as the day is long.
We're currently looking for up to 3 additional members for a group, long term, semi-epic, hilarious, sexy, romp through the land...or brothels...or taverns...or whatever. Serious people who try to stop us are just as welcome as those who just wanna get drunk and screw!
But...seriously now...it's all in good fun. Players
1: Seka (he gets to be on top because he sat on my head and told me he had to be) - Gay Neko
2: Darius - Straight Deliciously Handsome Hedonist
3: YOU! - Bi male/switch wanted.
4: Silk - Serious, but reluctant dancer and bard for the troupe (Bi female)
5: Eternity -
Nerezza Vestan, a.k.a. "Venus"
The kind of woman who likes to kick your ass to see if you're worthy of her bed. Loves nothing more than to play mind tricks on men and women alike and topple the weak under the heel of her boot. A rogue, she's skilled at breaking and entering, assassination, and all things that break the law oh-so-smoothly.
Update: Looking for 1 more spot. We're explicitly recruiting individuals who are well written - 2+ paras a post, if possible and applicable for a scene. Less is acceptable as the exception, not the rule.