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Offline Fae BrinTopic starter

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WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« on: November 18, 2010, 07:49:20 PM »
I can't open my jar of sauce! What am I supposed to put on my pasta!?

Sad. Face.

Offline Caeli

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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 07:51:24 PM »
Tomato paste. Tomatoes. Ground beef. Diced onion. Bell peppers. Season as desired.

:-)

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 07:52:25 PM »
Just give it to me, I'll open that up for ya.

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 07:57:23 PM »
Hmm... That sounds yummeh. ^_^


And, how gallant of you. :P


And guess what? Seconds after I posted this, I finally managed to get it off, and it wasn't the sauce I thought it was so I put it back in the fridge... ><

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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 08:00:00 PM »
.. Congratulations? XD

Well, you can always just make your own sauce. Even when I use pasta-sauce-in-a-jar, I add so much stuff to it it's a completely diff. taste!

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 08:02:06 PM »
-totally inept in the kitchen-

Cause that would have worked out well for me. :P

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 09:41:08 PM »
*chuckles*
This thread is made of win...

Offline MasterMischief

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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 09:50:47 PM »
*chuckles*
This thread is made of win...

I especially like the part where she got it off. 

Wait!  She meant the jar lid... >.>

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 09:53:12 PM »
Easiest pasta topping evar:

Melt some butter (10-second intervals in the microwave until it's liquid)
Sprinkle in garlic powder, or other Italian herbs to taste.
Drizzle over cooked pasta.
Add Parmesan shakies if desired.

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 09:55:50 PM »
heh, Well, apparently that's what my life is, accidental win.


-smirks at the llama boy- Kid, of course you did.


Mm... My mom does that-- except she puts in olive oil too. It's apparently good... Thanks for the recipe though, ^_^

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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 09:59:21 PM »
-smirks at the llama boy- Kid, of course you did.

Hey, there is no shame in working blue.

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 10:16:40 PM »
heh, Well, apparently that's what my life is, accidental win.


-smirks at the llama boy- Kid, of course you did.


Mm... My mom does that-- except she puts in olive oil too. It's apparently good... Thanks for the recipe though, ^_^

Before I met Mr. Oniya, my idea of cooking was 'what can I throw in the microwave?'  Simple recipes are my specialty.

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2010, 10:18:27 PM »
HIGH FIVE FOR SIMPLICITY!


Uhmm.. working blue?

Offline Water Lilly

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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2010, 10:24:11 PM »
Pasta sauce is jars should be illegal!

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2010, 10:26:16 PM »
Unless you have the patience like me to keep trying even though it seems futile! -strikes a heroic pose-

Offline Water Lilly

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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2010, 10:27:39 PM »
Oh look!  It's Pasta-Sauce Girl! ;)

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2010, 10:29:18 PM »
-falls over laughing-

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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2010, 10:30:28 PM »
And now, Pasta-Sauce Girl is covered in sauce!  *points and laughs*

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2010, 10:31:44 PM »
-makes a face and swipes a finger along my arm and tastes the sauce- Mm, It passes!

Offline Water Lilly

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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2010, 10:33:54 PM »
You need a side kick.  Pasta-Boy! ;)

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2010, 10:34:47 PM »
But-- that would mean he would be all noodly and floppy!

Offline Water Lilly

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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2010, 10:36:22 PM »
Maybe he's uncooked??  Or, better still....he's filled pasta! *grins*

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2010, 10:37:23 PM »
Mm, then he'd be hard as a rock, and very brittle. Not huggable at all. Sigh, this choosing a side kick business is tough...

Filled pasta?

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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2010, 10:39:44 PM »
Hard as a rock is good, but brittle is bad.

Filled pasta - you know, ravioli, or caneloni......mmmmm....tasty......

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Re: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2010, 10:40:11 PM »
Hmm... What is the best consistency for a male side kick?