I'm a sucker for plot (And romance) in almost all my roleplays, though my preferences are just as important. I was hoping to start it off like this, I hope y'all don't mind. If you have any more ideas, please im me, reply or toss a pill my way. I tend to catch those without any problem. >_>
I'm a laid-back partner, you won't find a grammar and spelling Nazi here since English isn't my first language to begin with. But I am hoping for descriptive posts, it doesn't have to be ten pages long, but ...you know. I'm also silly as a player, and I think it sometimes bleed in to my character, if your sensibilities are offended, I apologize.
Your typical Cinderella story with a side stitch.
The French have lost, and the English knight finally returns home victorious only to face a different war in his own home. Blessed with both the fact and reputation of being virile, he never quite expected for karma to come back with a vengeance. For his once peaceful home was now robbed of his second wife, stolen by Death, who by some sick and twisted humor deposit a dozen little imps to torture him day in and day out. What does he know about being a father when he hardly know how it was to be a husband? He was a knight, a killer, a lover. Not a... piggy-back-ride nor "I-want-a-fruit-pie-now-daddy". What he needed was a wife. A quiet, caring and bovine creature he would have absolutely no desire nor love for save to foist the little devils on. So what can a man do?
Ask his trusted friend and fellow knight for help to find a fitting bride of course!
The problem? Neither man has a clue. Not to mention both now wants a wife of their own for differing reasons: One to get rid of children, the other to have them. So when his champion comes back with a sooty, lithe little nymph with a sharp tongue and curves that made him want to do with all the things he WASN'T supposed to even think about! One didn't dream of such fantasies if one is trying not to add to his brood. And at the nightmare now presented, only one other thought came to mind:
He was going to have to strangle someone.