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Offline SerephinoTopic starter

Random Thoughts of the Day
« on: November 25, 2009, 04:08:47 PM »
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.
 
 
 
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
 
 
 
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.
 
 
 
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 
 
 
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 
 
 
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 
 
 
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
 
 
 
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
 
 
 
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
 
 
 
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.
 
 
 
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.
 
 
 
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.
 
 
 
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever
 
 
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!)
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
 
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
 
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
 
 
 
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?
 
 
 
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
 
 
 
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

 

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Random Thoughts of the Day
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 08:42:24 PM »
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

Thump.  Thump.

Offline Talia

Re: Random Thoughts of the Day
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 08:59:14 PM »
Nice read!!! :D

Offline Skye

Re: Random Thoughts of the Day
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 09:07:47 PM »
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