This game is based off these lyrics from Lemon Demon:
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
This game is just that. A battle (humorous) of everyone under the sun. I claim Dr. Gregory House, anyone else is up for grabs. Whether you want to be the three Stooges, the Ninja Turtles, Three Musketeers, Micky Mouse, Richard Nixon, Donald Trump, Batman, Chuck Norris, the 6 original Power Rangers, anyone is up for grabs.
There will be a roster and a casualty list to keep track of whose in the game and whose gone.
There are a few rules:
No one is invincible. Even Optimus Prime, Godzilla, Cthulu--everyone has a weakness.
You can't Godmode someone else's death or damage. King Kong cannot waltz in and step on Mr. Rogers and kill him instantly (unless the two handlers have worked it out previously). Each person decides their own level of damage or when they die.
Having stated the above two rules, if you get shot in the head by Al Capone, you are obviously badly injured. Whether or not there is a damage meeter that everyone will have (like in Street Fighter, Mortal Combat, Tekken) that's fine with me, we can discuss it in OOC
You can play neutral characters that are off limits from taking fire, however you must state why your character is neutral in the battle. For instance, I'm House, I'm neutral because I'm a doctor and I will tend to the wounded on the playing field, repairing their health. If you'd like to do something comical like hand out water in little cups like in a marathon, then you can declare yourself neutral. Neutral characters, while they cannot be attacked, can participate in attacks to tip the scales one way or the other, however do not pick favorites for too long. If a neutral attacks someone more than three seperate times, that other character has the right to retaliate.
If there is a Mage present in the game he/she can resurrect dead characters but the dead are far weaker than they were during thier previous life.
If you chose a character from a team or particular movievers, bookverse, TVverse, gameverse, you have dibs on other characters from their world to call on as allies or to have battles with. For example, I'm Dr. House, I can use Cameron, Chase, and Kutner. If you are Bart Simpson, you can use Homer, Mr. Burns, Principal Skinner, etc. If you are Star Fox you can use Star Wolf, Falco, Peppy, etc. You can control other characters from that world so long as they aren't already claimed. If you'd like to claim someone that's already been used via another character, work it out with them.
If someone has John McClain, they have the right to also use Bruce Willis as a seperate person, same for Samuel L. Jackson and Mace Windu, etc. If you have the actor/actress, you can use all their personalities.
Please be familiar with the character(s) you use. I'd love to play as the vampire Lestat, but as I'm only partially done with Interview with the Vampire and haven't even touched the later chronicles, I shouldn't use him.
Forming alliances is acceptable, even encouraged.
You are welcomed to play more than one character from the same story line or other story lines.
Before executing a sexual act upon an opponent you must contact the recipient ahead of time to be sure that it isn't unwelcomed by the handler and that that it doesn't violate their turn-offs.
More rules to come.
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