Movie lines that you borrow in real life.

[Twisted Crow]

For whatever reasons, really. If you apply the line in some form or fashion. Please share it!

One of my favorites is this one from Men In Black:

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals -- and you know it" -K

My own spoken variant is usually some variation of: "A person is smart; people are panicky, dangerous fools." But I admit, I borrowed this from the "Everybody Knew..." bench scene from MiB.

[Oniya]

'Dogs and cats, living together.  Mass hysteria.  Panic in the streets.'

When do I use it?  Usually when some group or other is overreacting to something trivial.  Like:

'Did you hear!?  They're repaving Chestnut Street and adding a bike lane!  What next?'

[Twisted Crow]

So many good ones can come from Ghostbusters or something like Groundhog Day, and I'm not surprised. 

[Stardusk]

Boondock Saints when the old bartender says: "Why don't you make like a tree....and get the f*** out of here?"

At work I say that I am the one who is making like a tree. I say it almost every day.

[Lilias]

When I was still doing the school run with the Spawn on foot, there were times when the moon (gibbous, a few days past full) was still high in the sky that late in the morning. I've given the 'Massive object emerging from hyperspace!' line from Rogue One so many times, he would look at me with that disgusted 'You. Are. Ridiculous.' expression, which made it all so much funnier.

He's just as disgusted when I say to him 'I find that answer vague and unconvincing', but has a lot less wiggle room there.

[Oniya]

Whenever someone doesn't leave a message on the machine:

'*Pewpew!* Boring conversation anyways.'

[Kuroneko]

"Another glorious day in the corps." ~ Apone, Aliens

I say it every morning.

[TheGlyphstone]

When I was working in a factory, I had several opportunities to tell my supervisor "Witness the power of this fully armed and operational [industry process] station."

[Inkidu]

"There's a little bit of pee comin' out of me right now." Peter Jason "Star Lord" Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1

I've been known to use Dean's "Yeah? Yeah? Yeah!?" String from The Iron Giant when someone is telling me something really obvious in a mildly dangerous situation. Don't get to use it too much.

I've used "I find your lack of faith disturbing." During MP game sessions, just because I find it disturbing doesn't mean lack of faith in my skill isn't unwarranted.

[RedRose]

I find SW to be an endless source of such. Books, movies or shows.

If only saying it was making it so.
Charming to the last
I tire of the bickering (as a mom that one was good)
The Empire needs children.
Krennic has so many good ones (You have to start somewhere)

[AngelsSonata]

I find myself using the classic line from Spaceballs when describing how my co-workers are acting at times "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."

[Oniya]

I find myself using the classic line from Spaceballs when describing how my co-workers are acting at times "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."

But is there a major asshole as well as a general asshole?

[AngelsSonata]

But is there a major asshole as well as a general asshole?

Most are major assholes, it's hard to put one above another with the people I work with.

[Callie Del Noire]

I like the Blues Brother
“We’re on a mission from God.”
Mandolorian
“This is the Way”
Highlander
“There can be only one.”

[HannibalBarca]

"Life IS pain--anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
"Don't pester him--he's had a hard day."
"You keep using that word--I do not think it means what you think it means."
"You're sick--I'll humor you."
"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"Inigo--I hope we win."
"Bye-bye boys! Have fun stormin' the castle!" (Said to my son and his boyfriend when they head off to work)

The Princess Bride--the gift that keeps on giving.

[Twisted Crow]

“Let me explain— no, there is too much… Let me sum up!”

[Urbanzorro]

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

The guy on the TV in Robocop

I use it to express agreeing with an idea or statement.

[Sethren]

Technically not from a movie but 'For real life?' 'How rude!' from Bluey

"I love you, a bushel and a peck." Five Feet Apart, the fiance and I say that to each other a lot.

[Writersblockade]

"Comprehension is not a requisite of cooperation" - Matrix Reloaded, I believe. Thought of every time I'm asked to do something that I don't understand the point of... which is often

[Mellific]

[Inkidu]

A book but it made it into the movie but I'll use some variation on:

In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[Oniya]

On those lines:

'It must be Thursday.  I never could quite get the hang of Thursdays.'

[Qualia]

Do you think God gives a damn about miniature donkeys?

I fear he doesn’t,

And I fear that’s where it’s all gone wrong.

[Oniya]

Since this just happened, and it was a line I've used so much that I literally had to re-locate the movie and scene I'd lifted it from:

'You make me sad' (delivered in a very deadpan manner.)

(King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', to the Black Knight)

[Laughing Hyena]

More often, I fall back to Mortal Kombat. "It has begun" "And now a taste of things to come" among others. Quick and to the point.