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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 343075 times)

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Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #675 on: September 13, 2009, 11:40:19 AM »
It's over.

*Hangs up the phone.*

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #676 on: September 13, 2009, 11:41:05 AM »
Does a happy dance of her freedom  >:)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #677 on: September 13, 2009, 11:45:46 AM »
I'm shallow and you wear too much eye makeup. *leaves*

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #678 on: September 13, 2009, 11:48:14 AM »
I am tired of working all day and coming home to you smelling like sex and candy.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #679 on: September 13, 2009, 11:48:40 AM »
But ! wait your leaving me for that doggie loving flea bag from hell  ?

Offline Treena

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #680 on: September 13, 2009, 01:34:16 PM »
You told one to many blonde jokes that hurts. ~throws her hands in the air and walks out slamming the door behind her.~

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #681 on: September 13, 2009, 01:39:57 PM »
You are blonde and I prefer brunettes. See you someday.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #682 on: September 13, 2009, 02:10:38 PM »
And I prefer red heads. *runs off with a redhead*

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #683 on: September 13, 2009, 02:12:17 PM »
So do I.  Runs off with HER red head.

Offline Treena

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #684 on: September 13, 2009, 02:13:00 PM »
The sex was great but I have to say that I don't love you and well I found someone that I do love and the sex is even better with them.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #685 on: September 13, 2009, 02:14:52 PM »
There was a reason I was snoring during sex. 

Shows a picture of another woman.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #686 on: September 13, 2009, 02:17:08 PM »
Looks at the picture "Thats my mother !!"

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #687 on: September 13, 2009, 02:17:41 PM »
I'm sorry but You're never upright! All you do is lay there...are...are you on pot?! *giggles*

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #688 on: September 13, 2009, 02:18:15 PM »
Breaks up with you now since I am your new "Daddy".

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #689 on: September 13, 2009, 02:19:10 PM »
Breaks up with you now since I am your new "Daddy".

Oh you just didn't do my sister too !! Gawd what is wrong with you sick perv

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #690 on: September 13, 2009, 02:19:44 PM »
*goes to break up with Duncan out of sheer confusion but realizes he skipped me and skips off*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #691 on: September 13, 2009, 02:24:04 PM »
* is happy the ballerina did not break with anyone *

You know, I dont like short women. I am tired of seeing you in your tiptoes to kisse me. Sorry!

Offline Callista

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #692 on: September 13, 2009, 04:39:31 PM »
You are always at sea, (thinks to self I like seamen as well as any one but geez)

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #693 on: September 13, 2009, 04:56:54 PM »
I thought you were mine but it seems you were already owned. I do not feel like fighting over you, go back to your other master.

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #694 on: September 13, 2009, 05:13:06 PM »
I don't know if your dominate enough for me.  Sorry, I need someone rough and tough ;)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #695 on: September 13, 2009, 05:14:30 PM »
Snakes! What is with all the snakes?! You planning on doing the dirty with them in hopes of bearing the child of a god? It ain't happening. *slams door on her way out*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #696 on: September 13, 2009, 05:16:12 PM »
When ever I see youm you are in chains. When will you be free again. Likely with you never sorry I can't love you anymore I am gone.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #697 on: September 13, 2009, 05:17:38 PM »
Leave me, huh? *cuts off your hair while you sleep*I never liked your hair anyways.

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #698 on: September 13, 2009, 05:23:49 PM »
*cuts out the crotch of all of Michi's pants, muttering darkly under her breath the entire time* ...sleep with my sister will you... show you...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #699 on: September 13, 2009, 05:52:15 PM »
With all your 'kiss stealing', you gave me herpes! _