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Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #575 on: August 08, 2009, 05:52:06 PM »
dying on the floor... Plus theres that whole pancakes thing, waffels are better.

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #576 on: August 08, 2009, 05:55:04 PM »
I've heard boys from Montana are, well... let's just be friends.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #577 on: August 08, 2009, 06:00:45 PM »
A man alone in the back woods for months might get a little frisky with the sheepies, , but they bay at delight as the Ewe and yane . However a love affair with the butterflys can simply not be.. there young lives are measure more in days than years, they are delicate and almost slien to our existance, they sever function in way of intermitiary in the sexings of the plants upon witch they feed. your relationship distracts them from important time existing, polinating , aswell as there simple form, providing extra color for all to see... so sit on your high horse , and ill bend over a ewe, but im still better than you.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #578 on: August 08, 2009, 06:06:41 PM »
ties you to the bed of your truck and thinks how many ways I can torment you when I hear a soft song calling in the wind that i have to obey leaving alone and forsaken in this worlds

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #579 on: August 08, 2009, 06:32:16 PM »
I'm leaving you and going back to Prefect Mos, because his eloquence just turns me on so much.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #580 on: August 08, 2009, 06:38:21 PM »
Im breaking up with you for making it hard for me to break up with you in this game.

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #581 on: August 09, 2009, 10:19:39 AM »
I feel as though I make things hard for you. Maybe we should just... see other people.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #582 on: August 09, 2009, 10:20:44 AM »
I'm sorry but your sister said......

Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #583 on: August 09, 2009, 03:10:49 PM »
You should never believe what the sister has to say.  I couldn't live with that.

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #584 on: August 09, 2009, 05:19:33 PM »
You've beguiled me for the last time, missy!

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #585 on: August 09, 2009, 05:34:35 PM »
Looks at both women "He doesn't have any jewels to smooth over with the women because , Clarice ate them "

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #586 on: August 09, 2009, 05:35:44 PM »
You never let me eat your hammocks. I won't starveto death. Goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #587 on: August 09, 2009, 06:22:07 PM »
I can't go on.  You ate my kitten.  Good-bye!

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #588 on: August 09, 2009, 06:23:17 PM »
Wait, wait, wait, who is this "Beguile" person? You want to be his mistress then GO AHEAD! We're done!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #589 on: August 09, 2009, 07:27:44 PM »
A pirate with questionable gender issues.... Im breaking up cause i don't deservive you.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #590 on: August 09, 2009, 07:28:09 PM »
See...See how can I compete with...with that!!!?? Those muscles...okay and whats dangling between the legs...*sigh* JERK!!

Offline Butterflykiss

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #591 on: August 09, 2009, 07:34:07 PM »
This is the last time you claim my booty!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #592 on: August 09, 2009, 07:36:58 PM »
Blonde with that skin tone , as if.. I needs some contrast girl!... good choice with the clothes though.. its a start, perhaps if you dired your hair red, or some unnatural color..

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #593 on: August 10, 2009, 12:41:24 AM »
   I needed to explore the sexual waters and you were a quick fix. But, now it's time to row this boat a shore. /break up.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #594 on: August 10, 2009, 12:43:45 AM »
Sorry, I get sea sick.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #595 on: August 10, 2009, 12:53:39 AM »
  don't ye be worryin' yer little head mate. I'll drop you off at the next port.

*Throws your luggage overboard*

On second thought why don't ye just walk the plank.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #596 on: August 10, 2009, 12:54:50 AM »
Walks off the plank "I was going to break up with you any ways... Im a bit of a size queen.."

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #597 on: August 10, 2009, 01:19:58 AM »
  You may be the Size Queen, but i'm the Size King and it's time to find a new queen.

*Throws you a life raft*

Watch out for Mobey Dick! *as the USS Erotica disappears over the crest of a wave*

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #598 on: August 10, 2009, 06:24:20 AM »
Walks in "I got nothing between you two "

Offline Pumpkin Seeds

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #599 on: August 10, 2009, 06:34:35 AM »
At first I was like...sex in a graveyard..could be fun!  Now you're digging up the bodies to particpate..I draw the line!  You and old Dick there have fun.