Deal Or No Deal

[WordSmith]

This is a game where you offer a deal to someone, but with a drastic twist. It can be funny, horrifying, a bad deal. The next person will say deal if they would accept, and no deal if not and then offer up another suggest. So with that, I'll get us started.

You can live on a tropical island for the rest of your life, but you have no legs. Deal or no deal?

[Rabbit]

No deal,

You can have calorie free (but utterly authentic and true to taste) key lime pie or cheesecake (your choice) if you give up all other pies and cake types.

[WordSmith]

No deal, I love my Pecan pie!!!

You can travel the galaxy, but you can never contact your family again.

[SMR Rein]

Deal.

You can travel the galaxy, but your family has to go with you.

[clonkertink]

Deal! My family rocks!

$1 million, but you have to live in a house the size of a prison cell.

[SMR Rein]

I'm allowed to leave the house? Deal.

$1 million a month, but you can't leave your house, add to it, or invite friends over.

[clonkertink]

No deal. I mean, I'm a bit of a recluse... but I still have friends, and the occasional visit does a lot to help restore me.

You can cast magical spells, but each time you do you go bald for a week.

[SMR Rein]

Damn. Only a week, eh? I wonder if there's a spell that instantly grows hair. Hm. Deal.

You have unlimited wishes, but each one goes a little different than expected.

[Nico]

No deal. Unlimited really takes the allure out of it.

You will gain all the riches you ever imagined - but you never can be certain why people like you.

[Phantomhive]

Deal I'm a Phantomhive. Why would I care about being liked?

You have all the money you could want. But all the debt collectors are after you.

[clonkertink]

So not worth it. No deal.

You're married to the person of your dreams, but spend half of every year working abroad, unable to see them.

[Nico]

Deal. The right person is worth a lot of trouble, I'd say. I'm not a clingy person and I enjoy to have my space and freedom so I hardly would mind.

You have the chance to live in the house you always wanted to have - but it is close to a geologically active area.

[WordSmith]

As long as it isn't destroyed, I could cope and make some devices to help.

You can have the power to teleport, though each time you teleport to your desired destination you find yourself in an alternate reality.

[Phantomhive]

Deal I live for adventure.

You live in a manor and a time, that is old school with no mod cons like electricity or phones. And thats the story of your life. NO MOD CONS.

[WordSmith]

No deal! I enjoy Electricity and phones too much. lol


You can eat anything you want, all day, however, you are never satisfied/content once it's gone.

[SMR Rein]

That's basically how I am now. Deal? I mean, there's essentially no change.

You can have any color eyes you want, but you can't grow hair.

[WordSmith]

Deal. Who cares about hair.

You can live in any book you desire, but you're the antagonist.

[Deamonbane]

Deal. Plenty of awesome villains out there, and I'm sure I could rank with any one of them.

On the flip side, you can live in any book you desire, but you're the protagonist.

[Lady Shadow]

Deal! I love that idea.

You have a song stuck in your head for eternity, but it's your all-time favorite song.

[WordSmith]

No deal, anything will drive you crazy after so much of it!

You can have all the money in the world, but you can never live under any roof again.

[Lady Shadow]

You know, I'll take that deal - I'll live outside forever with a whole lot of money!

You are responsible for a life changing invention - but no one can ever know you are the inventor.

[WordSmith]

Ooo, that's tough. I think I'll say deal though, as long as it is a positive impact.

You discover aliens, but now you must live with them forever so the world will never know.

[Lady Shadow]

I'll take it! Screw these humans!! LOL.

You're stuck in a cartoon for eternity - and its Pokémon, lol.

[WordSmith]

No deal, I'd be freaking scared I'd die!!

You're able to breathe underwater but can never surface again, nor can any one know where you went.

[Lady Shadow]

Just like running away with aliens, I'll take making myself my own Atlantis! DEAL!!

You have a chance to sleep with your celebrity crush you've been in love with for years - but she has gonorrhea, haha.