Last Poster Wins II

[ChicagoOkie]

Man, I'm tired from trying to get through the mine field.

[zombreach]

Oh darling, you just rest.  The win and I are very happy together. 

[ChicagoOkie]

The win chose me in the divorce hearing.

[zombreach]

I refused to sign the divorce papers...what is this about a hearing?


...and give me back my win!!!

[ChicagoOkie]

They sent you several notices. It isn't my fault you don't check your mail.

It is our win, but it lives with me now.

[zombreach]

I did check the mail...I  just threw the notices away.

Zom arrives at Okie's home with her suitcase. I guess I live here now...with the win.

[ChicagoOkie]

I don't think so. There is no room. Unless you want to sleep in bed with me.

[zombreach]

It better be a king-sized bed...your teddy bears take up a lot of space. 

[ChicagoOkie]

Hey, I have stuffed Grogus.

[zombreach]

Yeah?  Well, you can keep your Yoda baby...thanks for letting me in the house...I now have the win!!

[ChicagoOkie]

Calls the authorities on Zom for kidnapping the win.

[zombreach]

Shows her joint custody papers to the authorities and leaves the country with the win, laughing all the way.

[ChicagoOkie]

Hey, the agreement doesn't say you can take our win out of the country.

[zombreach]

Sorry, I forged new ones. 

The win is mine!

[ChicagoOkie]

You are evil.

Steals the win back and take is to space.

[zombreach]

Isn't  that why you wanted a divorce in the first place?   

Men never learn.

Sends a missle after the win...sorry Okie...

[ChicagoOkie]

I thought we got divorced because we couldn't stop arguing.

You would destroy the win? I knew I should have sued for sole custody.

[zombreach]

You know the win will be fine...you however might get a bit of a sunburn. 

Just bring back my win and I'll call off the fire power.

[ChicagoOkie]

Never!

Seals himself and the win in a missle proof bubble.

[zombreach]

Takes out a very large pin...

[ChicagoOkie]

That won't work, and if you are close enough to try the missle will hit you too.

[zombreach]

Pfft...don't use logic on me!  This is a nonsense thread. 

[ChicagoOkie]

You're a nonsense thread. Take that.

[zombreach]

Does that mean you  want to write all over me? 


..and thank you for giving me the win!

[ChicagoOkie]

I do want to write all over you, but what I want to write isn't appropriate for this thread.

Yoinks the win.