Last Poster Wins II

[zombreach]

The win does not want to be yoinked!      I'm taking it back!!


...and now you have me so darn curious...lol

[ChicagoOkie]

It does like being yoinked. It told me so.

[zombreach]

I am taking the win to see a psychiatrist....and then after it is on the proper medication...I might allow it to see you again. 

[ChicagoOkie]

Kidnaps the win.

You can't keep us apart!

[zombreach]

I will pay the ransom with my infinite bank accounts!!

Let me have my win back!!!

[ChicagoOkie]

Never, we love each other and belong together.

[zombreach]

The win is not capable of love...it is an inanimate object that you are projecting feelings upon.  I will make an appointment for you with the psychiatrist.

In the mean time, I will take care of the win for you.

[ChicagoOkie]

But the win is alive!

[zombreach]

Of course it is Okie....Zom rubs his back gently.


After Okie fall asleep, Zom takes the win and locks it in a safe.

[ChicagoOkie]

No the win is going to suffocate in there.

[zombreach]

The win will be fine Okie...go back to sleep.

I'll drill in some holes so you won't have to worry...okay?

[ChicagoOkie]

I just don't trust you Zom.

[zombreach]

But Okie dear...you must trust me...there is nobody else.   

Plus, I have the win locked in a safe...so if you ever want to see your lovely again, you must trust me.   

[ChicagoOkie]

You saying I must only makes me not want to even more.

Steals the safe and slowly runs away with it.

[zombreach]

Gets in a car and easily catches up to Okie.   

Takes back the safe and returns home.

Once again, the win is mine!!

[ChicagoOkie]

But it wants to be free!

[zombreach]

The win cannot be free.

It needs to belong to someone.

That is the object of the game.

If you cannot play by the rules, then you have to go sit in the corner.


As before...and for as long as I choose...the win shall remain mine!!!  (maybe  )

[ChicagoOkie]

Pouts and sits in the corner while plotting his revenge.

[zombreach]

Brings Okie a cookie and a glass a milk.  Poor Okster...it will be all right.

You just sit there while I cuddle the win.  Wanna hold it for a while?

[ChicagoOkie]

Eats the cookie and downs the milk.

Thanks I would like to hold it.

[zombreach]

Gives Okie the win, but just for one round.

Don't get used to me being nice...it's just a fluke.   

[ChicagoOkie]

Thank you.

Holds the win and hugs it tight refusing to let go even after Zom tries to take it back.

[zombreach]

Fine...I will put the two of you in the safe together.  Good thing there are holes for breathing.

Now I have the win...and an Okie...both mine!!!   

[ChicagoOkie]

Keeps holding the win and stroking it lovingly.

It's okay. The mean lady won't hurt you anymore.

[zombreach]

*cackles insanely*

I WIN!!!!