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Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

You know....
« on: January 31, 2009, 03:42:33 PM »
You know you have added an interesting picture to your dating website profile when, after dead zero interest for months, suddenly every woman on the site with 'want to immigrate into Norway by marrying' written on their forehead is sending you flirty pm's.

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Re: You know....
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 03:50:09 PM »
... and is that a bad thing? :P

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know....
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 08:33:57 PM »
When it's a picture where I look like I might have money - yes.

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Re: You know....
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 08:49:36 PM »
You just look like you have money, while you don't, and put it on the web? Now that's naaaasty. ;D

No, seriously... what can be said? Money is the best aphrodisiac, after all. :( Sad, but the way of this world I guess. :(

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know....
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 09:04:42 PM »
You just look like you have money, while you don't, and put it on the web? Now that's naaaasty. ;D

No, seriously... what can be said? Money is the best aphrodisiac, after all. :( Sad, but the way of this world I guess. :(

It's a pic of me in a good suit. Never mind. The solution is obvious, I'm deleting the profile. I may be a sad case but I'm not going to start any relationship based on my presumed income. In fact....screw online dating, now that I think of it, because if my possible income is the game changer it's obvious that none of the rest I brought to the table has any value. Does anyone know if the French Foreign Legion has started to accept non-french citizens again?


And in case anyone wonder then YES I'm having meds troubles. Run for the hills! 

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Re: You know....
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 09:07:35 PM »
Darnit!  There go all my plans...  -snickers-

Offline Lavender

Re: You know....
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 10:52:13 PM »
You know you have added an interesting picture to your dating website profile when, after dead zero interest for months, suddenly every woman on the site with 'want to immigrate into Norway by marrying' written on their forehead is sending you flirty pm's.

Norway?  :)

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know....
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2009, 06:47:56 AM »
That's where I live.

Offline Lavender

Re: You know....
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2009, 08:13:36 AM »
So does my fianc.  :)  And I'm 1/4 Norwegian.  Third generation.  Where in Norway do you live?

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know....
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 08:22:32 AM »
Near Trondheim ;D So, you have a fiancee who lives in Norway...and you are in?

Offline Lavender

Re: You know....
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2009, 10:04:45 AM »
The middle of the U.S.  He's way up north.  In the Arctic Circle.  Heia TIL!  :p

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know....
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2009, 04:24:08 PM »
Ugh, sucks for you to have him there and for him to be there ;D

Offline Lavender

Re: You know....
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 07:18:50 PM »
No kidding!  At least he's going to be able to come visit again this summer barring any serious complications.  I'm very much looking forward to it and celebrating our engagement!  One of the first things he has to do is ask me to marry him in person.  :p  It's my fault he didn't the first time, though.  Once I figured out he wanted to ask me, I encouraged he do it whenever he wanted since who knows how long apart our visits will be until he's finished with school and I'm settled into a full-time teaching position.