[5E D&D] In Search of Booty, A Naughty Nautical Adventure

[SINless]

Do you think dogs have the same reaction to police dogs that people have to human police. "Shit, it's the cops, quick act normal"

[Zaer Darkwail]

Do you think dogs have the same reaction to police dogs that people have to human police. "Shit, it's the cops, quick act normal"

No idea do dogs even acknowledge each other's status based on work they do than rather what they see/smell from other dog.

examples how half-dragons are made (NSFW)

[Miroque]

@Zaer, I managed to mentalimage the penetration, but nurturin the egg inside mammal body.. that might make problems.. not to mention, in many myths, dragons hatch their eggs for decades if not centcuries...

[SINless]

I think the technical term for how the game's developers solved it is:

[Zaer Darkwail]

@Zaer, I managed to mentalimage the penetration, but nurturin the egg inside mammal body.. that might make problems.. not to mention, in many myths, dragons hatch their eggs for decades if not centcuries...

Actually there ar egg laying mammals (platypus example) and they do it seasonal wise (so male dragon x human female = human female carry the egg likely just months, perhaps 9, to give birth to a egg which either hatches immediately or needs nursed like most dragon eggs).

[SINless]

Actually there ar egg laying mammals (platypus example) and they do it seasonal wise (so male dragon x human female = human female carry the egg likely just months, perhaps 9, to give birth to a egg which either hatches immediately or needs nursed like most dragon eggs).

If you'd go that far involving biology, where would the egg be during gestation, and would it be the size of a humanoid baby plus the shell and the pacenta. I think that would cuse major logistical issues.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Well, if it's not fully developed baby (giving birth on egg, say, 6 months) then remaining 3 months egg needs nurtured and child finishes growth inside the egg and breaks free like dragons do. If fully developed, then indeed there would be issues give birth of a baby which has hard shell around it (not to mention that point egg shell would easily crumble or should).

[SINless]

Would still leave the issue of the mamalian body needing to adapt to hold an egg instead of a sack of fluid. It would need to develop different blood vessels, the womb would need to adapt.

[Zaer Darkwail]

I imagine the egg sort floats in middle of the fluid, like normal egg in salt water. Plus magic . Considering dragons can breed with anything, including trees.

[HopeFox]

Yep! There's still space. I have decided to accept everyone who applies by 9/23/17 1:00PM EST. Thanks for the feedback everyone! I think I can handle a big group at the start and then if we still have a big group at the end of this first chapter, I will let everyone split up to go on separate adventures. Also if I have to take control of someone's character during combat, I'll try to make a smart decision for them. Out of combat they'll just be in the background sticking with the group. Tomorrow I plan to post more information on the current situation the party finds themselves in and then get up every thread except for the main story thread. That one will go up Saturday. Those who wish to can start roleplaying in the smut thread tomorrow.

This sounds like a good plan! I'm interested to see how it turns out - it's a bit experimental, but I will give it my best shot. And yay, smut thread opening soon!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask before going to bed. Where does everyone think an appropriate place to put the game would be? I'm thinking non-con exotic.

Given that at least one character submitted so far has a background including bestiality, I think Extreme might be best. I don't have any personal plans that stray out of non-con exotic, but I don't mind if other people do.

[Vreski]

In case of bestiality, I have decided to put this game into the Extreme section. Also, I have added some additional information to the bottom of my original post. There's some information on the ship that's new and some new information on some important NPCs.

[AndyZ]

Can't wait for things to start ^_^

I imagine Melisana doesn't put out?

[Vreski]

Can't wait for things to start ^_^

I imagine Melisana doesn't put out?

She could possibly be talked into it if you're nice to her. She's mainly upset because the pirates didn't ask her for permission and she'd much rather everyone else would do there thing where she wouldn't have to watch. She's very bashful and keeps trying to cover herself the best she can.

[HopeFox]

The NPCs do look cool! Bryn will make a point of always making herself available to Hafkris for sex, and will give every appearance of loving it. She'll try to make friends with Melisana.

[Hobbes1266]

I'm not sure how Salenia would react to the public and oftentimes forced sex happening on the ship. She would participate in a very sexual contest but this would be different to her I think, that was a show for an audience with the sex forced upon the loser being a punishment for losing, while regular sex and rape in public would probably make her fairly embarrassed.

[CeruleanSerenity]

I figured I would go ahead and make a custom nymph race... I ended up just modifying the one that was linked earlier, though. I removed the Dexterity bonus and Pool Guardian, and replaced Blinding Beauty with the ability to speak with animals, and the ability to cast charm person and speak with plants once per day at higher levels.

I also modified the elven trance ability so that nymphs gain sustenance from sexual energy, needing less rest and no food or water only as long as they get sufficient sex each day (which might be quite a lot... by human standards). I also said they can't get pregnant or suffer fatigue from sex. The former is mainly for my preferences, I admit... I was imagining that nymphs are born from nature in secluded areas untouched by civilization, and maybe their sexual appetites are tied to the health and fertility of their home rather than their own reproduction.

But while I'd prefer for my character not to get pregnant (or be involved in sexual scenes with heavily pregnant characters), it doesn't have to be that way for all nymphs, if the DM prefers... it could just be that pregnancy is very rare for nymphs and won't happen to my character, or however else you'd want to explain it.

I considered removing the fey weakness, but I wasn't sure I weakened the race abilities enough for that... so I figured I should just leave it in, at least until I get feedback. I said 5e is easy to homebrew for, but I haven't done much in the past, I admit... so I might not be the best at this. If you'd rather I change this more or use a different version of the race, that's all right too.

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Ability Score Increase. Your Charisma score increases by 2, and your Wisdom score increases by 1.
Age. Nymphs age at the same rate as elves, reaching physical maturity by age 20. Once they reach adulthood, they do not age. Barring external influences, a nymph will live forever.
Alignment. Nymphs tend towards chaos and goodness, but can be of any alignment.
Size. Your size is medium. Nymphs are slightly shorter and lighter than elves.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30ft. You also have a swimming speed of 30ft.
Darkvision. Accustomed to twilit forests and the night sky, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness – only shades of grey.
Unearthly Grace. While you are wearing no armor, your AC is equal to 10 + your Dexterity modifier + your Charisma modifier. You can use a shield (if you are proficient) and still gain this benefit.
Nature's Blessing. You may speak with animals at will as if you are under the effect of the spell of the same name. Once you reach 3rd level, you may cast charm person once per day. Once you reach 5th level, you may cast speak with plants once per day. Charisma is your spellcasting ability for these spells.
Fey Blood. You gain several benefits from being fey, but also some drawbacks.

1.) You have advantage on saving throws against being Charmed, and magic cannot put you to sleep.

2.) Many fey are innately sexual beings, and nymphs especially so. You draw sustenance from sexual energy. If you engage in at least 4 hours of sexual activity with others a day, you do not need to eat or drink and may meditate as elves do, gaining the same benefit in 4 hours of meditation that a human does from 8 hours of sleep. In addition, you never suffer fatigue from sexual activity, and you cannot become pregnant.

3.) You have Vulnerability to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing weapons dealt by weapons forged from cold iron.

4.) You have one Fey Weakness

Fey Weaknesses. Choose one of the weaknesses provided

Seelie Fey

1.) Truthbound: You may never say a thing you know to be untrue.

2.) Oathbound: You must keep any oath, deal, pact, or agreement you make.

3.) Life Debt: You owe a debt to any that save your life, and must truly help them or save their life before the debt is paid.

Unseelie Fey

4.) Dark Spirit: Sacred words can weaken you, bind you, or drive you away. You can be turned, abjured, etc, by clerics as though you were undead.

5.) Anarchy: You cannot resist playing pranks or taunting figures of authority. Frequently, your pranks cross the line of what could be considered good.

Any Fey

6.) Riddler: You cannot resist a riddle. You will stop and ponder one until you reach an answer.

7.) True Name: You have a true name. You must obey any single command given by one who knows your true name (each person can only ever command you once).

Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common, Elvish, and Sylvan.

[Vreski]

I figured I would go ahead and make a custom nymph race... I ended up just modifying the one that was linked earlier, though. I removed the Dexterity bonus and Pool Guardian, and replaced Blinding Beauty with the ability to speak with animals, and the ability to cast charm person and speak with plants once per day at higher levels.

I also modified the elven trance ability so that nymphs gain sustenance from sexual energy, needing less rest and no food or water only as long as they get sufficient sex each day (which might be quite a lot... by human standards). I also said they can't get pregnant or suffer fatigue from sex. The former is mainly for my preferences, I admit... I was imagining that nymphs are born from nature in secluded areas untouched by civilization, and maybe their sexual appetites are tied to the health and fertility of their home rather than their own reproduction.

But while I'd prefer for my character not to get pregnant (or be involved in sexual scenes with heavily pregnant characters), it doesn't have to be that way for all nymphs, if the DM prefers... it could just be that pregnancy is very rare for nymphs and won't happen to my character, or however else you'd want to explain it.

I considered removing the fey weakness, but I wasn't sure I weakened the race abilities enough for that... so I figured I should just leave it in, at least until I get feedback. I said 5e is easy to homebrew for, but I haven't done much in the past, I admit... so I might not be the best at this. If you'd rather I change this more or use a different version of the race, that's all right too.

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Ability Score Increase. Your Charisma score increases by 2, and your Wisdom score increases by 1.
Age. Nymphs age at the same rate as elves, reaching physical maturity by age 20. Once they reach adulthood, they do not age. Barring external influences, a nymph will live forever.
Alignment. Nymphs tend towards chaos and goodness, but can be of any alignment.
Size. Your size is medium. Nymphs are slightly shorter and lighter than elves.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30ft. You also have a swimming speed of 30ft.
Darkvision. Accustomed to twilit forests and the night sky, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness – only shades of grey.
Unearthly Grace. While you are wearing no armor, your AC is equal to 10 + your Dexterity modifier + your Charisma modifier. You can use a shield (if you are proficient) and still gain this benefit.
Nature's Blessing. You may speak with animals at will as if you are under the effect of the spell of the same name. Once you reach 3rd level, you may cast charm person once per day. Once you reach 5th level, you may cast speak with plants once per day. Charisma is your spellcasting ability for these spells.
Fey Blood. You gain several benefits from being fey, but also some drawbacks.

1.) You have advantage on saving throws against being Charmed, and magic cannot put you to sleep.

2.) Many fey are innately sexual beings, and nymphs especially so. You draw sustenance from sexual energy. If you engage in at least 4 hours of sexual activity with others a day, you do not need to eat or drink and may meditate as elves do, gaining the same benefit in 4 hours of meditation that a human does from 8 hours of sleep. In addition, you never suffer fatigue from sexual activity, and you cannot become pregnant.

3.) You have Vulnerability to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing weapons dealt by weapons forged from cold iron.

4.) You have one Fey Weakness

Fey Weaknesses. Choose one of the weaknesses provided

Seelie Fey

1.) Truthbound: You may never say a thing you know to be untrue.

2.) Oathbound: You must keep any oath, deal, pact, or agreement you make.

3.) Life Debt: You owe a debt to any that save your life, and must truly help them or save their life before the debt is paid.

Unseelie Fey

4.) Dark Spirit: Sacred words can weaken you, bind you, or drive you away. You can be turned, abjured, etc, by clerics as though you were undead.

5.) Anarchy: You cannot resist playing pranks or taunting figures of authority. Frequently, your pranks cross the line of what could be considered good.

Any Fey

6.) Riddler: You cannot resist a riddle. You will stop and ponder one until you reach an answer.

7.) True Name: You have a true name. You must obey any single command given by one who knows your true name (each person can only ever command you once).

Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common, Elvish, and Sylvan.

I like your modifications a lot more than the ones I had come up with. When it comes to pregnancies, I will leave it up to each individual player whether they want to get pregnant or not. For Nymphs, let's say that under normal circumstances, they can't get pregnant. However, there is a ritual they can perform that will allow them to get pregnant if they ever decide they want a child.

I somewhat like the fey weakness, but I will allow you to remove it if you would like to. Alternatively, you could come up with an appropriate weakness of your own.

[CeruleanSerenity]

I'm glad you like it. I'll use that for my character, then.

Handling pregnancy that way sounds fine to me, and I don't mind keeping the weaknesses either. I'll probably have her be incapable of telling a lie; I was planning to play her as relatively innocent and pure-hearted, so maybe honesty is part of her essential nature as a nymph rather than a simple personality trait.

I've been struggling over what class to pick... druid seems like the obvious choice for a nymph, but we do have one of those already. Alternatively, I thought that she might be a warlock, maybe a fey of noble blood who was chosen as a handmaiden (and sex toy) of the nymph queen. Either way, she was ambushed and captured by pirates during a rare moment away from her home, and now she wants to get back... the problem is, she knows almost nothing about the outside world and doesn't have a clue where her home is.

(Finding a good picture for her is harder than I expected, too... or maybe I'm just too picky. Either way, I'll have to settle on one and finish the sheet soon.)

[AndyZ]

Do we have a paladin yet?  Oath of Ancients could work well ^_^

[CeruleanSerenity]

I don't think we do... paladin is a more martial and combat-focused class than I think would fit her, though. I was planning to have her focus on magic and support, and not be much of a direct combatant herself.

[AndyZ]

Well, if you want Druid, I'll just ask you not to go Circle of the Moon ^_^ Having more spellcasting should work fine.

[CeruleanSerenity]

I'm planning to go Circle of the Land if I choose druid, so that won't be a problem. As much as I like shapeshifting, I'd rather have a magic focus for this character. And warlock would be fey pact, of course.

[Vreski]

Threads are up! 

Smut Thread
Characters Thread
Out of Character

I will now start the process of taking a good long and hard look at everyone's characters. In my next post, I'll let everyone know who's all approved and who all needs to fix something. Those who are approved can then put their character into the character thread and those who need to fix something can fix whatever they need to and then become approved. I haven't noticed anything that needs to be fixed so far though.

Also let me know if you want to roleplay something out with Hilde, Hafkris, or a random pirate. Feel free to get ready to roleplay something with another player too. I'm going to allow early roleplaying in the smut thread after I get a format for posting set up, which should be soon.

[Jezabelle]

@Zaer, I managed to mentalimage the penetration, but nurturin the egg inside mammal body.. that might make problems.. not to mention, in many myths, dragons hatch their eggs for decades if not centcuries...

Can still work, just pass the egg in nine months then it's gotta develop the rest of the time.

[Vreski]

Approved:
Hobbes1266 - Salenia Tamili (Female Human Fighter)
HopeFox - Bryn Highport (Female Half-Elf Warlock)
Naughty Miss Adventure - Ushala (Female Human Barbarian)
Zaer Darkwail - Valnath Barrityl (Male Drow Sorcerer)
Jezabelle - Sabrae Lueltar (Female Drow Cleric)
SINless - Aellon Silvertongue (Male Eladrin Wizard)
AndyZ - Cyanistra (Futa Blue Haired Wood Elf Druid)
Waldham - Svetlana Avandth (Futa Human Rogue)
Miroque - Aessina (Female Half-Elf Sorcerer)
euanthe - Meriele Moonwhisper (Futa Half-Elf Bard)
TheLaughingOne - Araghast Ohn'Lee (Futa Minotaur Artificer)

Everyone did a good job with their applications! Let me know if I missed anyone though, I'm pretty sure I got everyone.