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Norwegian One

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/these-tweets-about-president-trump-coloring-the-american-flag-wrong-cant-handle-it-10238717

I don't know what is the funniest possibility here; that Trump doesn't know what the American flag looks like, or that he tried to colour the Russian flag (and failed that, as well)  ;D
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legomaster00156

He doesn't know the words to the national anthem, he doesn't know what our flag looks like, and I'll bet all 5 of my dollars that he could not recite the Pledge of Allegiance with a gun to his head. But goddamnit, those liberals are disrespecting our great country!

Oniya

QuoteBob Ross: there are no mistakes, only happy acci..DEAR GOD WHAT HAS HE DONE?!

Literally laughed at that one, because I heard it in Bob Ross's voice.
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Norwegian One

Quote from: Oniya on August 25, 2018, 04:17:46 PM
Literally laughed at that one, because I heard it in Bob Ross's voice.

You're not the only one :P
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legomaster00156

It's all the weirder that he can't color the American flag since he lives in the White House, a place so saturated with patriotic emblems that one would have to be deliberately ignorant to- oh, right...  ::)

gaggedLouise

*gigglefits* Is he getting Russified or what...? :P

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Quote from: Norwegian One on August 25, 2018, 04:05:18 PM
https://www.elitedaily.com/p/these-tweets-about-president-trump-coloring-the-american-flag-wrong-cant-handle-it-10238717

I don't know what is the funniest possibility here; that Trump doesn't know what the American flag looks like, or that he tried to colour the Russian flag (and failed that, as well)  ;D

4D chess innit.

Cassandra LeMay

Quote from: Norwegian One on August 25, 2018, 04:05:18 PM
https://www.elitedaily.com/p/these-tweets-about-president-trump-coloring-the-american-flag-wrong-cant-handle-it-10238717

I don't know what is the funniest possibility here; that Trump doesn't know what the American flag looks like, or that he tried to colour the Russian flag (and failed that, as well)  ;D
He's teaching kids to be creative and use their imagination to transcend established symbols is pursuit of their own take on how things should be. Isn't that great?  ;)
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gaggedLouise

Trump brands Google as part of the Fake News Conspiracy working against him personally.  ;D

https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/28/technology/donald-trump-google-rigged/index.html

He seems concerned that Fox, Breitbart and pro-Trump radio talk shows are not getting preferential treatment from Google's algorithms. Jeez... :)

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Quote from: gaggedLouise on August 28, 2018, 11:43:54 AM
Trump brands Google as part of the Fake News Conspiracy working against him personally.  ;D

https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/28/technology/donald-trump-google-rigged/index.html

He seems concerned that Fox, Breitbart and pro-Trump radio talk shows are not getting preferential treatment from Google's algorithms. Jeez... :)

And in one article about this that I read, it was shown that a google search done today had a fox news story as the top result.  I think he is just pissed that he is not more popular.
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Oniya

He was probably trying to look up when Pearl Harbor happened.

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gaggedLouise

Quote from: Oniya on August 28, 2018, 12:40:53 PM
He was probably trying to look up when Pearl Harbor happened.

To be kind to him for once, perhaps he was saying that in the same sense as some Texans will say "Remember the Alamo!" ;)

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Orval Wintermute

The whole story has gone full Streisand, Googling "Trump News" and all I see is a long of stories on Trump complaining about Googling "Trump News".
So by complaining about Google only showing news stories that show Trump in a bad light, Trump as made it so that Google only shows news stories that show Trump in a bad light.

Norwegian One

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/28/opinions/mike-pence-plan-to-outlast-trump-dantonio-eisner/index.html

While I know this an opinion piece, and it is CNN, this just affirms my belief that Pence is a lot scarier than Trump.
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gaggedLouise

Quote from: Orval Wintermute on August 28, 2018, 03:00:51 PM
The whole story has gone full Streisand, Googling "Trump News" and all I see is a long of stories on Trump complaining about Googling "Trump News".
So by complaining about Google only showing news stories that show Trump in a bad light, Trump as made it so that Google only shows news stories that show Trump in a bad light.

Trump's own twitter thread about this makes great reading, as usual. Hilarious - especially the replies to him of course. :D

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1034456281120206848

Quote from: TrumpTrollerIDK what you mean, Trump. I think you being impeached and/or going to jail is good news.

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Quote from: gaggedLouise on August 28, 2018, 03:17:39 PM
Trump's own twitter thread about this makes great reading, as usual. Hilarious - especially the replies to him of course. :D

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1034456281120206848

While I will admit to trolling that account occasionally, that one wasn't one of mine.  ;)
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You want some real entertainment, go to r/the donald and see what they got to say about it.

Iniquitous

Quote from: Roleplay Frog on August 28, 2018, 03:52:08 PM
You want some real entertainment, go to r/the donald and see what they got to say about it.

That hurt my brain.
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legomaster00156

Apparently, Trump is now claiming that if the Democrats take Congress in 2018, then... liberals will revolt violently? That doesn't make sense any way you look at it.  ???

Oniya

Quote from: legomaster00156 on August 28, 2018, 06:15:00 PM
Apparently, Trump is now claiming that if the Democrats take Congress in 2018, then... liberals will revolt violently? That doesn't make sense any way you look at it.  ???

Liberals?  Or his own base?  I mean, it's possible that with a Dem Congress, the calls for impeachment/resignation will get louder.  I doubt there's going to be any torches and pitchforks unless someone tries for 'Unite The Right 3' (seeing as number 2 did so well...)
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Iniquitous

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legomaster00156

That's entirely too many buttons for him to process.  :P

gaggedLouise

Trump's paranoia seems to be thickening like mist day by day now. When FIFA president Infantino visited the White House to talk a bit about the plans for the 2026 football World Cup, to be jointly hosted by the US, Canada and Mexico, he explained a few of the basic rules to the Donald, and showed him the red and yellow cards, waving the red card and saying "this could be useful for you - I don't know. It's for you!" Trump, seeing the opportunity, takes the card and jokes that he'll give the press a red card... :)

https://www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-gianni-infantino-red-card-2026-fifa-world-cup-8512366

In a more unsettling piece of news, there's been a leak of remarks made by Trump to right-wing evangelical Christian leaders, where he explained that if the GOP do not win the midterms, the result will be a blaze of anger, destruction and leftist political violence unleashed by Antifa groups - apparently he thinks they are the secret politburo of the Democratic party - and then when Congress convenes, some sort of communist offensive of obstruction and "witch hunt".

Quote from: Donald Trump“This November 6 election is very much a referendum on not only me, it’s a referendum on your religion, it’s a referendum on free speech and the first amendment. It’s a referendum on so much. It’s not a question of like or dislike, it’s a question that they will overturn everything that we’ve done and they will do it quickly and violently. And violently. There is violence. When you look at Antifa, these are violent people.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-midterms-2018-violence-republicans-lose-evangelical-christians-antifa-a8512406.html (also at CNN, but they have a very slow video which won't play in some browsers and tends to freeze the page)

This is egregious and irresponsible, coming from the president of a well-established democracy. Trump sounds like he's actually looking for an excuse to be able to cancel the elections and proclaim a state of semi-martial law. And also, by claiming that this will happen, and seeing how he was talking after Charlottesville, he is all but exculpating any white supremacists and political gun nuts among his own supporters who might decide to kill left-wing activists, anti-racists or simply coloured people whom they might feel are, pour un oui ou por un non, behaving "in a threatening way".  >:(

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