and my favourite section of that:
English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films:
"I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!" -- The Iceman Cometh
"I will kill you until you are dead from it!"
"Just scold Chang as 'Shame-less a*****e' for three times. Then you will free from this kind of suffer forever." -- The Kung Fu Cult Master
"You will not happy ending!" -- The Kung Fu Cult Master
"Master, where are those people of Ming Sect? They seem to be disappeared." -- The Kung Fu Cult Master
"He started it first!" -- Fong Sai-Yuk II
"I've to cut partial of my freedom." -- Once Upon a Time In China and America
"He is jealousing!" -- Dr. Wai and the Scripture Without Words
"It is destinated to be you!" -- Dr. Wai and the Scripture Without Words
"The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?" -- Lethal Panther
"I got knife-scars more than the number of your leg's hair!" -- As Tears Go By
"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way." -- Holy Weapon
"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep." -- Pedicab Driver
"I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!" -- Pom Pom and Hot Hot
"You are too useless. And now I must beat you."
"Gun wounds again?" -- Rich and Famous
"A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries." -- Brain Theft
"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken." -- Pedicab Driver
"Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants." -- The Seventh Curse
"Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected." -- Saviour of the Soul
"Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?" -- Armour of God
"Quiet or I'll blow your throat up." -- On the Run
"You daring lousy guy." -- Satyr Monks
"Beat him out of recognizable shape!" -- Police Story 2
"How can you use my intestines as a gift?" -- The Beheaded 100
"Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!" -- Pedicab Driver
"This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat."
"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination."
"Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some @$$ of the giant lizard person."
I would LOVE to know what films these final 2 are from. I'd have to watch them, just to find out what bizarre context allowed this dialogue.
And because I like bad movies