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Offline Rex33

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2013, 07:51:53 PM »
Are you lost ma'am? Because you're along way from heaven.

Offline Jazra

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2014, 08:22:41 AM »
Cute basketball! It'd look cuter on my bedroom floor.

Offline Rolo

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »
Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich?  No?  Wanna go have a sandwich?

Offline jessie123

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2014, 09:27:05 AM »
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Best response to that "are you implying im satan?"

My favorite is "are you a deku nut? Because youre stunning"

Offline Jazra

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #54 on: January 06, 2014, 09:50:45 AM »
Speaking of Satan, he must really hate you for being hotter than hell.

Offline jessie123

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2014, 11:55:54 AM »
Lmao perfect XD

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cuz it is precious.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2014, 03:01:12 PM »
I don't need your sword, bow or axe. I just need your phone number.

Offline Tristian Pontis

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2014, 07:44:13 PM »
another lame one-
Do you know what this shirt is made of.... boyfriend material.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2014, 10:22:14 PM »
This is THE best pick up line I've ever heard, and its from How I Met Your Mother:

Guy: Has anyone ever told you... *looks shocked* Oh my God!

Girl: What?

Guy: *panics looking around for help* Oh! Call an ambulance!

Girl: What's going on?

Guy: Shhh! Try not to speak. *brings a chair towards the girl* Here, sit down. Just don't talk. Don't talk.

*girl sits down*

Waitress: Is she okay?

Guy: *to the waitress* I'm serious! Just call 911!

Girl: What's wrong? What's the matter?

Guy: Shhh! Shhh! Just don't move.... Don't move. Just try.... Here, have some water. Water!

The waitress hands him glass of water.

Guy: Drink this. *gives the girl the glass of water and inspects the girl's eyes with a small flashlight*

*The paramedics come.*

Guy: *to the paramedics* Well, thank God you're here!

Girl: What's going on?! *while being inspected by the paramedics*

Guy: I think there might be some internal bleeding, probably some fractures. We gotta get her to the hospital.

Girl: What are you talking about?

Guy: You've had a terrible fall.

Girl: No, I haven't.

Guy: Really? 'Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven, Angel.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 01:02:59 PM by Shadowclaw »

Offline LeftGarrow

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2014, 09:14:20 AM »
"If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Getting laid via paradox!  XD

Offline Anesa

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2014, 10:38:54 PM »
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2014, 11:20:01 PM »
My all-time favorite:

(Say it out loud)

If I were a gardener, I would put your tulips and my tulips together

Offline Cynnamun

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #63 on: April 15, 2014, 12:39:55 AM »
ayo babe, you from iraq?
cus i think you should baghdad ass up

Offline cptBacon

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #64 on: April 15, 2014, 12:59:45 AM »

Offline Cynnamun

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2014, 07:01:24 AM »
ay gurl are u a beaver?
cuz dam

Offline MrNaros

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2014, 10:51:24 PM »
Hey baby I've got my "sights" on you...