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Offline TiseTopic starter

Pick up line
« on: October 14, 2013, 07:26:24 PM »
Ok so the name basically says it all. Come up with a pick up line to say to the person above you.

I'll start us off.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2013, 07:35:06 PM »
Sorry I just remembered that I don't have an avatar. Can't imagine trying to say a pick up line to someone you can't see.



Use this.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2013, 07:56:52 PM »
Yessiree, I am a master staff handler. Care for me to show you my technique? ;P

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2013, 07:59:23 PM »
Girl your name must be Tamale cause you're hot.  ;)

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2013, 08:06:18 PM »
I hear ninjas do their best at night. Care to show me how?

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2013, 08:10:27 PM »
Girl you know what they say. Once you go black you end up in a wheelchair  ;)

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2013, 08:22:23 PM »
LOL!

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Ummm, wanna work out?

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2013, 01:33:22 PM »
Girl I'll drink your bath water. XD I heard that one on a show a long time ago.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2013, 02:58:00 AM »
Lol that was bad....  XD

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2013, 09:13:56 AM »
*wears his pirate hat* I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2013, 03:23:01 PM »
Boy you must be from planet DAMN!!!  ;)

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2013, 07:12:53 PM »
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber? :P Love this one!

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2013, 07:17:47 PM »
Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name lilly?

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2013, 07:24:59 PM »
? No?

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2013, 07:26:47 PM »
......uh that was a pick up line xD and apparently it failed.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2013, 07:30:20 PM »
Rofl!

I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?


Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2013, 07:37:32 PM »
Is your daddy a thief? If not then who stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes?

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2013, 07:41:02 PM »
Awww

You're so sexy that you made me forget my pickup line.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2013, 07:43:14 PM »
Ya know, I've built up a tolerance to pepper spray. *sexy eyes*

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2013, 07:44:27 PM »
Lol I like that one xD.

Do you have a little black in you? If not do you want some?

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2013, 07:45:43 PM »
I hate this one...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2013, 07:47:12 PM »
XD You don't know how special that makes me feel because I am in fact from Tennessee.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2013, 07:48:53 PM »
Honey, you're worth the restraining order.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2013, 07:49:42 PM »
I am too, its one I hear more then once when Im out.

Honey, you're worth the restraining order.
NICE! ^^

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2013, 07:51:08 PM »
Oooh, classy. XD

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2013, 07:51:50 PM »
I would laugh if I actually heard a guy tell a girl this one.

I'd look good on you.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2013, 07:55:57 PM »
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. yumyum

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2013, 07:57:45 PM »
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2013, 08:05:19 PM »
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2013, 08:07:17 PM »
If you did porn, I'd actually pay for it!

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2013, 08:10:09 PM »
I remember this one from Black Adder

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2013, 08:11:38 PM »
Black Adder... nice!

My brother/cousin would love to meet you!  :P

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2013, 08:14:03 PM »
Thank you, Rowan Atkinson is so funny.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2013, 08:17:25 PM »
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2013, 09:13:05 PM »
Lol

Hey I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Offline alextaylor

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2013, 09:04:22 AM »
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Haha! I'd fall for that one.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2013, 12:09:07 PM »
If you sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart. :D






(I think that's just barely PG-13, but it seems no worse than others I've seen in this thread.)

Offline Zaphod

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2013, 12:46:08 PM »
Pardon me, m'lady, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole, arr?

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2013, 12:52:00 PM »
I don't know where I saw this... maybe on a comedy show, but I love this line:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

haha I love dark humor.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2013, 01:25:15 PM »
*walks in dressed as a pirate*

AR! I be on the look out for some fine booty. Prepare to be boarded!

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2013, 12:43:09 PM »
do you clean your pants in windex cause I can see myself in them  ;)

Offline Toral Stimins

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2013, 01:12:45 PM »
'Do you know the 60 seconds game'?

'No? Have you got a minute?'

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2013, 01:13:37 PM »
*walks up to you with a cup of ice, empties it onto the floor, crushes it with a stomping foot multiple times, then smiles winsomely* now that I've broken the ice...

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2013, 01:15:24 PM »
do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2013, 05:11:54 PM »
Whos a good girl, your a good girl, Ive got a present for you in my pants.


(Did some one have to say it had to be a good one?)

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2013, 08:20:21 PM »
(who says that's -not- a good one lol)

Once you go black, you never go back *brow brow*

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2013, 08:23:28 PM »
(I have a massive thing for black girls)

You know us white guys actually like to go downstairs!

Offline ExoticKarma

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2013, 09:37:59 AM »
"Hey girl", yellow tinted eyes look me up and down. "You in a reeee-lationship?"

Got that the other night at the grocery store. Guy looked trashy as hellbut still... Where's the romance now a days? Would of been more impressed if he offered to buy me the bottle of wine I was getting! XD

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2013, 11:08:54 PM »
A friend of mine at work go back and forth with the cheesiest pick up lines. This is my favorite:

"Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away."

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2013, 11:10:59 PM »
Are you a goddess because I feel like touching an angel lol

Offline Rex33

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2013, 07:51:53 PM »
Are you lost ma'am? Because you're along way from heaven.

Offline Jazra

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2014, 08:22:41 AM »
Cute basketball! It'd look cuter on my bedroom floor.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »
Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich?  No?  Wanna go have a sandwich?

Offline jessie123

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2014, 09:27:05 AM »
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Best response to that "are you implying im satan?"

My favorite is "are you a deku nut? Because youre stunning"

Offline Jazra

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #54 on: January 06, 2014, 09:50:45 AM »
Speaking of Satan, he must really hate you for being hotter than hell.

Offline jessie123

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2014, 11:55:54 AM »
Lmao perfect XD

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cuz it is precious.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2014, 03:01:12 PM »
I don't need your sword, bow or axe. I just need your phone number.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2014, 07:44:13 PM »
another lame one-
Do you know what this shirt is made of.... boyfriend material.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2014, 10:22:14 PM »
This is THE best pick up line I've ever heard, and its from How I Met Your Mother:

Guy: Has anyone ever told you... *looks shocked* Oh my God!

Girl: What?

Guy: *panics looking around for help* Oh! Call an ambulance!

Girl: What's going on?

Guy: Shhh! Try not to speak. *brings a chair towards the girl* Here, sit down. Just don't talk. Don't talk.

*girl sits down*

Waitress: Is she okay?

Guy: *to the waitress* I'm serious! Just call 911!

Girl: What's wrong? What's the matter?

Guy: Shhh! Shhh! Just don't move.... Don't move. Just try.... Here, have some water. Water!

The waitress hands him glass of water.

Guy: Drink this. *gives the girl the glass of water and inspects the girl's eyes with a small flashlight*

*The paramedics come.*

Guy: *to the paramedics* Well, thank God you're here!

Girl: What's going on?! *while being inspected by the paramedics*

Guy: I think there might be some internal bleeding, probably some fractures. We gotta get her to the hospital.

Girl: What are you talking about?

Guy: You've had a terrible fall.

Girl: No, I haven't.

Guy: Really? 'Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven, Angel.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 01:02:59 PM by Shadowclaw »

Offline LeftGarrow

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2014, 09:14:20 AM »
"If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Getting laid via paradox!  XD

Offline Anesa

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2014, 10:38:54 PM »
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2014, 11:20:01 PM »
My all-time favorite:

(Say it out loud)

If I were a gardener, I would put your tulips and my tulips together

Offline Cynnamun

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #63 on: April 15, 2014, 12:39:55 AM »
ayo babe, you from iraq?
cus i think you should baghdad ass up

Offline cptBacon

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #64 on: April 15, 2014, 12:59:45 AM »

Offline Cynnamun

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2014, 07:01:24 AM »
ay gurl are u a beaver?
cuz dam

Offline MrNaros

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2014, 10:51:24 PM »
Hey baby I've got my "sights" on you...