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Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2013, 07:51:50 PM »
I would laugh if I actually heard a guy tell a girl this one.

I'd look good on you.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2013, 07:55:57 PM »
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. yumyum

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2013, 07:57:45 PM »
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2013, 08:05:19 PM »
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

Offline Chaosengine

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2013, 08:07:17 PM »
If you did porn, I'd actually pay for it!

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2013, 08:10:09 PM »
I remember this one from Black Adder

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

Offline Chaosengine

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2013, 08:11:38 PM »
Black Adder... nice!

My brother/cousin would love to meet you!  :P

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2013, 08:14:03 PM »
Thank you, Rowan Atkinson is so funny.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2013, 08:17:25 PM »
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Offline TiseTopic starter

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2013, 09:13:05 PM »
Lol

Hey I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Offline alextaylor

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2013, 09:04:22 AM »
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Haha! I'd fall for that one.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2013, 12:09:07 PM »
If you sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart. :D






(I think that's just barely PG-13, but it seems no worse than others I've seen in this thread.)

Offline Zaphod

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2013, 12:46:08 PM »
Pardon me, m'lady, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole, arr?

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2013, 12:52:00 PM »
I don't know where I saw this... maybe on a comedy show, but I love this line:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

haha I love dark humor.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2013, 01:25:15 PM »
*walks in dressed as a pirate*

AR! I be on the look out for some fine booty. Prepare to be boarded!

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2013, 12:43:09 PM »
do you clean your pants in windex cause I can see myself in them  ;)

Offline Toral Stimins

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2013, 01:12:45 PM »
'Do you know the 60 seconds game'?

'No? Have you got a minute?'

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2013, 01:13:37 PM »
*walks up to you with a cup of ice, empties it onto the floor, crushes it with a stomping foot multiple times, then smiles winsomely* now that I've broken the ice...

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2013, 01:15:24 PM »
do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2013, 05:11:54 PM »
Whos a good girl, your a good girl, Ive got a present for you in my pants.


(Did some one have to say it had to be a good one?)

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2013, 08:20:21 PM »
(who says that's -not- a good one lol)

Once you go black, you never go back *brow brow*

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2013, 08:23:28 PM »
(I have a massive thing for black girls)

You know us white guys actually like to go downstairs!

Offline ExoticKarma

Re: Pick up line
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2013, 09:37:59 AM »
"Hey girl", yellow tinted eyes look me up and down. "You in a reeee-lationship?"

Got that the other night at the grocery store. Guy looked trashy as hellbut still... Where's the romance now a days? Would of been more impressed if he offered to buy me the bottle of wine I was getting! XD

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2013, 11:08:54 PM »
A friend of mine at work go back and forth with the cheesiest pick up lines. This is my favorite:

"Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away."

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Re: Pick up line
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2013, 11:10:59 PM »
Are you a goddess because I feel like touching an angel lol