Author Topic: Pick up line (Read 2705 times)

Tise · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2013, 07:51:50 PM »

I would laugh if I actually heard a guy tell a girl this one.

I'd look good on you.

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2013, 07:55:57 PM »

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. yumyum

Tise · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2013, 07:57:45 PM »

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:05:19 PM »

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

Chaosengine · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:07:17 PM »

If you did porn, I'd actually pay for it!

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:10:09 PM »

I remember this one from Black Adder

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

Chaosengine · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:11:38 PM »

Black Adder... nice!

My brother/cousin would love to meet you!

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:14:03 PM »

Thank you, Rowan Atkinson is so funny.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Chaosengine · « **Reply #33 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:17:25 PM »

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Tise · « **Reply #34 on:** October 18, 2013, 09:13:05 PM »

Lol

Hey I lost my number. Can I have yours?

alextaylor · « **Reply #35 on:** November 01, 2013, 09:04:22 AM »

Quote from: Chaosengine on October 16, 2013, 08:17:25 PM

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Haha! I'd fall for that one.

Shadowclaw · « **Reply #36 on:** November 01, 2013, 12:09:07 PM »

If you sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart.

(I think that's just barely PG-13, but it seems no worse than others I've seen in this thread.)

Zaphod · « **Reply #37 on:** November 01, 2013, 12:46:08 PM »

Pardon me, m'lady, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole, arr?

Shadowclaw · « **Reply #38 on:** November 01, 2013, 12:52:00 PM »

I don't know where I saw this... maybe on a comedy show, but I love this line:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

haha I love dark humor.

Shadowclaw · « **Reply #39 on:** November 02, 2013, 01:25:15 PM »

*walks in dressed as a pirate*

AR! I be on the look out for some fine booty. Prepare to be boarded!

Snapespersephone · « **Reply #40 on:** November 03, 2013, 12:43:09 PM »

do you clean your pants in windex cause I can see myself in them

Toral Stimins · « **Reply #41 on:** November 03, 2013, 01:12:45 PM »

'Do you know the 60 seconds game'?

'No? Have you got a minute?'

Anjelita · « **Reply #42 on:** November 03, 2013, 01:13:37 PM »

*walks up to you with a cup of ice, empties it onto the floor, crushes it with a stomping foot multiple times, then smiles winsomely* now that I've broken the ice...

Snapespersephone · « **Reply #43 on:** November 03, 2013, 01:15:24 PM »

do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Prefect Mos · « **Reply #44 on:** November 03, 2013, 05:11:54 PM »

Whos a good girl, your a good girl, Ive got a present for you in my pants.

(Did some one have to say it had to be a good one?)

Anjelita · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:20:21 PM »

(who says that's -not- a good one lol)

Once you go black, you never go back *brow brow*

Prefect Mos · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:23:28 PM »

(I have a massive thing for black girls)

You know us white guys actually like to go downstairs!

ExoticKarma · « **Reply #47 on:** November 20, 2013, 09:37:59 AM »

"Hey girl", yellow tinted eyes look me up and down. "You in a reeee-lationship?"

Got that the other night at the grocery store. Guy looked trashy as hellbut still... Where's the romance now a days? Would of been more impressed if he offered to buy me the bottle of wine I was getting!

Lycana · « **Reply #48 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:08:54 PM »

A friend of mine at work go back and forth with the cheesiest pick up lines. This is my favorite:

"Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away."

Sould · « **Reply #49 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:10:59 PM »

Are you a goddess because I feel like touching an angel lol