Chapter 37: Very Scientific. Very.
Sarah Palin has finally recovered the Sonic Emitter, Stealth Suit and X-2 Transmitter Array as the Think Tank requested. Now all that is left is to figure out what to do with the technologies. As it turns out, they're both clueless. We now cut into the conversation, which has been going on for the past six hours with no breakthroughs.
Sarah Palin achives a mental breakthrough.
Her breakthrough fails to break anything but Dr. Klein's feeble scientific mind.
Or does it!?!?!
Oh dear... you know what they say when it comes to people with detached brains...
YES! We will use science to destroy him!
Sarah Palin likes dispensing of science only in the form of energy weapon discharges.Huh? Oh okay... going... but first... Thank you Dr. 8. You have been extremely helpful and a true friend despite your language disability.
And the fact you're a scientist.D'awwwww your sweet!Nothing will stop me from crushing my enemies, seeing his robo-armies driven before me, and hear the lamentations of science!
Sarah Palin cuts a swath through an army of Lobotomites like Moses through the Red Sea. Skewered by LAER fire, perforated by rounds from her M16, slagged by plasma pulses, or vaporized by lasers... all who challenge her simply fall like wheat before the scythe.
The energy bolts of her PlasmaDefender reduces enemies to melting piles of green goo.
The sonic emitter makes Lobotomites wish they were a bit more... headstrong?
Donning her mighty, fully upgraded Stealth Suit, she crushes all challengers, robot, mutant and lobotomite alike.
Entire armies of robo-scorpions are laid to waste via the use of PULSE grenades, which... much like with the Pulse Gun, Sarah actually has no idea how it works but utilizes it all the same to deadly effect against science!
Her enemies, in ever increasing numbers, try to envelop her and draw in ever closer...
...before they lose their heads.
And then, just as she engages the last of her foes in this titanic clash of forces, a profound realization comes upon her...
She has absolutely no idea where to go, her inventory is full, and after running over a frag mine walking along a pipe as a shortcut, she doesn't want to waste one of her sixty stimpaks on healing her crippled limb.Ow... Sorry Dr. Klein. I know I said I'd go finish this and all, but I'm tired and hungry and my leg hurts. Apparently finding the entrance to this Forbidden Zone is really hard if all you do is wander around in a general direction. I'll try again tomorrow, after I take a nap.
Next up... The Forbidden Zone... if Sarah Palin can find it.