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Offline NeyshaTopic starter

Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #50 on: June 24, 2013, 06:19:47 PM »
Chapter 23: Sarah Palin's Superfortress of Solitude

Hmmmm Vault 34 where the Pulse Gun resides is surrounded by radioactive barrels. I better find a radiation suit first. But first...

Nothing like spending some quality time to go gecko hunting with my friends. It's made all the better since we're using automatic weaponry for this bit of sport.

The Park ranger service has always been helpful to me so I'm honored when a local Park Ranger offers me a compliment during our hunting excursion.

Hey I know that guy... sorry... I mean knew that guy.

Suddenly... the hunting trip goes horribly wrong!


If I'm feeling wooooozy how come I see a smiling face in the upper left corner of my field of vision?

Meanwhile Veronica punches a Cazador to death!


The battle raged long into the night.

With this "bomber" no Cazador will dare threaten me again!

It will be the ultimate hunting platform. Take that Russia!

The Boomers are a Desert Power!

Is Veronica fist pumping in celebration? I think she's fist pumping in celebration.

Janet has only been with the Boomers a week and already she's showing signs of becoming a God fearing, gun loving Republican! Thatta girl!

Replacing illegal immigrants with robots! What an ingenuous idea! That'll really cut down on illegal immigration. They can do the jobs savages errr illegals won't!

Saint Palin delivers another miracle...

Why yes there is. You can join my Coalition of the Willing.

So far my coalition consists of... uhhhh me and ummm Veronica over here. My drone. And Boone if I can remember where I left him. Oh and you guys!

Excellent. Children are our future so it makes sense they should fight for it!

Sarah Palin is a Boomer now and the Boomers are with Sarah Palin. The Mojave trembles.
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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2013, 02:21:54 PM »
I will admit that I would love to see Sarah Palin take herself to the Big MT and experience some Old World Blues.  >_>

Offline NeyshaTopic starter

Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2013, 06:46:17 PM »
Chapter 24: Lifetimes of the Rich and the Famous

Oh Lord. Yes Man says I should visit the Ultra-Luxe but they creeped me out so much the first time I never returned. But I've already dealt with the Boomers and Omertas. While I'm back in New Vegas... I should... at least drop by. I owe the Strip and this casino that at least. Maybe it was just a poor first impression. Here goes nothing.

What's the worst that can happen?

This was a mistake. Time to leave because I'm not relinquishing my weapons!

Oh no. You stupid, stupid man. You're not giving Sarah Palin the option to leave? You're forcing her to choose between giving up her weapons or fighting?


The White Glove Society brings canes to a gunfight. Results are predictable.

Wow. That escalated quickly. Veronica killed a gal!

Don't worry. I'm a woman with a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like them. I will look for them, I will find them, and I will kill them.

Who knew Sarah Palin was so deceptive?

Sarah Palin takes a hard stand against cannibals both literal and figurative.

I thought stuff like this only occurred in Germany or Florida!

Said the Cannibal to my Assault Rifle.

I do feel a bit more karmic! Hmmm... I probably should've tried asking him where the guys son was. Oh well, I suppose I will just have to do the search myself.

Honesty is the best policy.

I'm sorry, I'm not a big fan of bullies.

Uh huh...

Please continue...


I guess he won't be head chef anytime soon... snicker snicker

And nothing of value was lost this day...

Offline NeyshaTopic starter

Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2013, 10:15:28 AM »
Chapter 25: The Lap of Luxury

It certainly has...

I'm not sure if this lady is actually guilty of cannibalism, but if you're palling around with cannibals...

The remaining cannibals reap their just desserts. See that? I can be punny.

]What a terribly disturbing mess that's been created. But that's what happens when you declare war on cannibalism. Either way, its time to depart. I have no desire to engage in tribe building. But first... Veronica...

You're welcome Veronica.

Besides shooting, punching is probably the second best gift I could be offered.

Our friendship grows! Now that you have your dress, we can hopefully find a man for you!

The ongoing debauchery vexes me greatly. I'm not sure how much longer I can ignore it.

Nothing like having a heavily armed militia of concerned citizens directed against the right enemies!

I'm finding killing people solves all sorts of problems.

At least she didn't quote Stalin.

Thank you. It's not the first time I've been considered a hero.

I wouldn't trust the liberals of the NCR to do anything but practice more fearmongering when it comes to the Boomers anyways.

Darn straight!

Sarah Palin heads back out onto the Strip and notices the debauchery is still going on. So she takes action.

Get back to the barracks you little brats!

Sarah Palin solves the problem by firing her assault carbine into the air.

I'm making a comeback!

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2013, 01:00:23 PM »
So you can actually take Cannibalism as a player skill?  That's kind of cool.  Creepy, but cool.

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2013, 09:52:23 PM »
So you can actually take Cannibalism as a player skill?  That's kind of cool.  Creepy, but cool.

Yeah I used it once during my Mike Tyson playthrough. You heal from eating dead bodies and occasionally get unique dialogue options and the like.

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2013, 09:55:19 PM »
Chapter 26: The Big Empty

Veronica proves punching can be the greatest gift of all.

Random mutant violence.

I will gladly break into Mr. House's chamber and discover what kind of medical secrets he has hoarded away greedily for the benefit of privately run charities like the Flowers of Pocklips.

Or plant an electronic bug doohickey. Whatever.

Sarah Palin does her Watergate impression again.

Veronica has very kindly offered to comfort you. She's such a good friend.


For once, Sarah Palin and I are in agreement.

There he goes again, saying 'we' this when I'm doing everything. I'm sorry, but I'm not into the business of corporate welfare.

Well I'm not exactly against hostile takeovers...

Absolutely not. The only thing I sell out on are books.

And campaign fundraising.

I can always use the support of a strong, entrepreneurial young woman like yourself on Team Palin.

Caravan of two now!

Of course Cass. We'll head back up North as soon as possible. Course to do that, we'll need to swing through Nipton...

Sarah Palin strays from the road, and heads into the desert south of Nipton, hunting Jackals...

Oh Oliver... I guess your luck finally ran out...

I hope you can take some comfort in that I avenged your death, and freed your friends who were captured. (Back in Chapter Two and Three)

... and stumbling upon their victims.

What the heck is this thing?

It's then that Sarah Palin stumbles upon a most curious and baffling sight.

Holy Guacamole. Cass do you see this? I have to investigate.

Sarah Palin goes into the light.

Next up...

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2013, 02:01:26 AM »
Yesssss!  My favorite expansion for Fallout: New Vegas, and one that adds fun perks, too.  Mmm, blood sausage...

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2013, 06:48:38 AM »
Chapter 27: The Smartest Guys in the Room

Benefit for all of mankind? What kind of socialist hellscape am I going to end up in?

I'm going to NASA under the Obama Administration?

Big Empty? I'm back in Alaska?

Ugghhhhh I feel so... empty... inside of my head. More then usual even!

Oh dear God no! This is Hell!

Five hours of panic later... she proceeds forward.

Uggghhhh I wonder if this is how my daughter felt after she was date raped...


I do.

Sarah Palin is too polite to make a gesture with her middle hand penis.

Lobotomite? That's my nickname for Levi Johnston.


Wait a minute. I think that set of televisions is trying to actually communicate with me. Those are words aren't they? In the form of... what're they called.... SENTENCES.


Oh my gosh... it's televisions INSIDE of a larger television? How is this POSSIBLE?

I can't believe it but Sarah Palin might be acting even dumber for some reason.

You just used a double negative, you monster.

Actually using 'forbidden' twice isn't a double negative...

Egads! That describes my brain perfectly!

Except for the knowledge part.

And nothing of value was lost in the operation.

Without a brain huh? Sounds like a job for me then!

Science? Or maybe not...

You are the dumbest smart people I know!

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2013, 11:20:32 AM »
Dr. Mobius reminds me of Mojo Jojo.

'My dome-shaped ... dome in the Forbidden Zone!  A zone... that is, yes ... forbidden to you!  And it is mine, belonging to me, Mojo Jojo! Ha! Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!'

Offline NeyshaTopic starter

Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2013, 07:33:01 AM »
Chapter 28: Who let the dogs out?

Who the heck is that funnily dressed guy? The local janitor? Why is he wearing the mask from Silence of the Lambs? And carrying a shotgun?

Hee hee. I crippled the lobotomites head. That sounds like an oxymoron.

She's talking about the actual teddy bear right?



It sounds like a noble goal.

Look I created a robobrain out of a robot and lobotomite!

I guess the robobrain kinda reminds me of Steve Jobs.

Awwwww... It left me... like all of my invisible friends.

That doesn't sound good.

What a relief. I thought I might be in danger of being attacked by these dogs.

Bad dog! I'm not a commie! Heel! Heel! I think their commie sniffing technology is defective!

How come this AMERICAN High School has better security then our own national border?

Ah reminds me of my days in High School.

Is this the kind of lewd content we have in our video games now? Another Hilary Clinton failure.

Again with the oxymorons.

Don't worry I'm great with dogs!

I hope its commie sniffers aren't broken.

Clearly I need to make my own best friend.

See I am great with dogs. Now let's confront this puppy Gabe.


See? I'm great with dogs.

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2013, 11:26:13 AM »
Chapter 29: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof

Watch out! Robo-scorpions. Go get em Roxie!

Roxie!!! NOOOOOO! You killed her! You bastards!

Thank goodness these robo-scorpions can't navigate waist high tables.

Mmmm perfect weather with a chance of artillery bombardment. Reminds me of my home away from home with the Boomers.

Excuse me. I'm not crying, it's just my excess Americanness leaking out.

Darn Dr. Borous and his virgin rants are almost distracting me.

More proof that video games sponsor sinful vices upon our youth, such as smoking tobacco.

Beheaded AND Vaporized. That's the trifecta right there.

Trifecta? It seems she is still suffering from brain loss.

I'm glad you realize I did what I had to be done. I will hunt down these hounds ruthlessly like I did back in my homeland.

Dun Dun Dunnn

I love it when my enemies spontaneously explode when I shoot them.

The laser beam went THROUGH his head. How did I miss?

Behold our Matrix Bullet Time moment of the chapter.

That Nightstalker's accuracy is horrible.

Taka that zombie commie! Hey that rhymed!

Oh dear God, I think I just killed Nancy Pelosi. I'd recognize that skeletal build anywhere.

Now I have a Cyderdog Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 12:24:08 PM by Neysha »

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2013, 10:44:30 PM »

Oh neat, a Stealth Suit. I'm not a big fan of sneaking around when I have a gun available, but I have been engaging in a lot of burglaries as of late.

Lord? Is that you? It's me, Saint Palin. How can I advance your Kingdom of Heaven here on Earth...

It's not God talking to you. It's your suit. Jesus H. Christ...

My suit is haunted by the ghost of Jesus? But why does it sound female?


Because your a ghost right?

Sarah Palin actually looks pretty good in a black bodysuit...

This just proves all scientists are perverts.

We did it together Ghost Suit!

Foolish Scientists, thinking they are a match for Sarah Palin. Wherever science ever dares resist her, she destroys it... with ease.

Thank you Ghost Suit.

Actually the correct term would be Robot Arthropods because you see, scorpions aren't actually bugs...

Looks pretty tiny to me.

Hiding behind this pipe to get away from the robo-scorpions seemed like a good idea at the time. How are they shooting me if they can't see me?

Did my ghost suit just heal me? Maybe it is haunted by the ghost of Jesus.

Head Desk

Seeing those stingers with the laser beams on their tips peeking over the edge of the pipe is kind of giving me a classic War of the Worlds vibe.

Wait a minute! Whose attacking my tormentors? Who has rescued me?

Oh yay! A pack of nightstalkers has decided to intervene on my behalf. Dr. Borous was right about the Nightstalkers after all. They are peaceful, docile and curious towards humans. Together we can defeat the evil robot bugs.

Robot arthropods...

Glorious victory for Team Palin... wait... what are those Night Stalkers doing? Dr. Borous told me the Nightstalkers were docile...

I've been responsible for the hunting of countless of wolves. You dare challenge me, you die like all those canines that came before you.

I'll fix your Commie Tracker my own way I suppose.

Ever since I lost Roxie, I've been heartbroken. Hopefully I can make a new companion using the DNA splicer.

Ewwww... oh dear. That's enough science for me for the time being I think. Maybe I'll stick to what I know.

Which now is even less then normal.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 03:57:40 PM by Neysha »

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2013, 04:29:17 PM »
Chapter 31: The Affable Dr. Mengele

What is Doctor Borous even talking about now?

Wait? He made CAZADORS?!?!

He made Cazadors and Nightstalkers!?!?!? Time for a confrontation.

Sarah Palin passes her Anger check and is able to ask a rational question.

Damn this Pacification Field!

I guess my inventory full of Nightstalker and Cazador Eggs are an illusion.

Ummm what?

Sarah's surprisingly witty riposte! And probably fact based.

Oh please. I know that to be impossible for you people.


Uh oh. His monitor eyes look angry.

This just proves that research into these Cazadors is more of a waste of time then even fruit fly research.

I've had ENOUGH of you're SECULAR-PROGRESSIVE propaganda COMMIE! And that was supposed to be MY line about useless FACTS and DATA!

« Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 04:33:15 PM by Neysha »

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #64 on: July 02, 2013, 05:33:21 PM »
Chapter 32: One Beam, One Kill

But the only people in here are the Think Tank scientists Miss Ghost Suit. Whoa... that makes what you said really profound and stuff. Like... layers of thinking.

What does this Betsy have that I don't?

A juvenile record.

Not even sure why I'm bothering with head shots on Lobotomites.

Easier then shooting wolves from my helicopter.

Foolish Lobotomites, bringing Photonic Axes and Saturnite Fists to a gunfight.

From your warm, dead hands to my inventory!

Sarah Palin finishes re-enacting her least favorite scene from Full Metal Jacket.

You're my best friend too Ghost Suit.

The most direct way to Sarah Palin's heart is professing your friendship to her while standing amidst a battlefield full of her fallen enemies.

Sarah Palin is so deadly against science, sometimes robots short circuit in her presence, their logic processors literally being fried while in her presence.

Bring em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.

Mobius just uttered another double negative! That monster!

No... no he didn't. It wasn't even in the same sentence. Clearly Sarah is still suffering from lobotomy, and possibly Science Madness. She's suffering from delusions of grandeur (in intelligence).

"Wow... that antenna array would make an excellent melee weapon," said no one ever... except Sarah Palin.

Challenge accepted Dr. Mobius.

A half dozen robo-scorpions later...

Sarah Palin proves Dr. Mobius wrong. His robo-scorpions had no say in the matter.

Ha! Ha! Now your lack of brains is matched by your lack of... body! Yeah...

Laser shotgun to the face!

It's therapeutic for her to shoot someone in the face with a laser every now and then.

Oh no, she has a100 skill level in Speech and Energy Weapons, as any future Sarah Palin would. Surely Dr. Borous would want to impregnate her now.

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2013, 07:37:38 AM »
Chapter 33: Robots

You're speaking my language book chute, but I'm wary of libraries.

I am intrigued. This sounds like a more permanent solution then even banning books!

Yesssss and replace it with something far more useful and patriotic.


Like Sarah Palin would ever choose that dialogue option.

Agreed. Those intellectuals have done far more damage then good to society.

Blindly? That's why I wear glasses!

Another out of game Intelligence Check failure.

Awww you called me a citizen.... thank you!

The distinction is irrelevant. Everyone knows penguins are Godless liberal communists!

Yessssss a book to cleanse of sedition!

This is progress...


Wait... so that's it? I think I'm going out and shooting something instead.

The toaster has a personality matrix huh? I should investigate that.

Oh stop it. Robert House isn't my idol. Far from it. The man is a Godless, secular progressive, robosexual.

You're giving me ideas... subtle ideas.

I KNOW! THANK YOU! His harem of robo whores is an abomination.

Grrrr... darn pacification fields... if I only had a brain.

Just another Sarah Palin moment, provided to you thanks to SCIENCE.

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2013, 10:09:23 AM »
I wonder if the Toaster comment is a reference to Red Dwarf's toaster.

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2013, 10:14:44 PM »
Chapter 34: It Takes a Village

Where the hell did that mental breakthrough come from? Stuff like this should be even MORE unlikely since she doesn't have a brain.

Oh what a relief. She just heard a feint rhythm. It runs in the family you see.

Or even your first language.

Another burglary? Count me IN! My Holy Ghost Suit can finally be put to use.

That's perfect! I love the Opera. Or rather they love me!

With the help of my Holy Ghost Suit, I can walk on air.

No... that's a glitch.




Glitch... nevermind.

What a quaint, peaceful looking village. I doubt I will find anything dangerous here.

Sarah Palin stared at this portrait of Robert House impaled with several knives for about six hours for some inexplicable reason.

This isn't unsettling...

Nope.... not unsettling at all.

Dr. Borous' basement key. What the heck could be in his basement? I have to look...

For some reason, this isn't much less creepy then the other ones. I think Dr. Borous may have some issues.

Oh wow... what's that? A doghouse? How sweet.

Wait... what is that... some sort of creature emerging from the doghouse?

Fighting? Fighting! What do you mean Holy Ghost Suit? What is that little demonic thing?

Ahhhhh KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! It's not going down!

Why won't it die!

Dramatic close up.

Take that mini-demon! Who dares challenge me now?

Super Ego? There is only room for one super ego in this crater!

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #68 on: July 04, 2013, 05:05:14 PM »
I wonder if the Toaster comment is a reference to Red Dwarf's toaster.

Once I find the toaster, we will be able to confirm!

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #69 on: July 04, 2013, 05:14:19 PM »

Offline NeyshaTopic starter

Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #70 on: July 04, 2013, 11:56:40 PM »

I was rooting out a cave full of Lobotomites when I stumble upon one with a cool looking lever action that knocked off half my health with only a few shots.

He fell funny.

The rest of the Lobotomites were easily dispatched, their heads exploding when struck by my Opera sound discharging Sonic Emitter.

What is this? Some sort of pagan Lobotomite altar?

A holotape for my bases toaster. Hmmm...

Oh fer cute! It's adorable.

Oh my gosh! That makes so much sense!

Yes I have.

No actually, you haven't.

No I haven't.

Also... the toaster has no 'bread slot' per se. It's not that kind of model toaster.


I hate crushing peoples dreams through no intention of my own.

I'm sorry little guy.

Who knew Sarah Palin was such an astute student of history.

You're referring to yourself in the third person now?

Chase your dreams little toaster! Chase your dreams!

Fer cute...
« Last Edit: July 05, 2013, 12:08:53 AM by Neysha »

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2013, 01:49:09 PM »
Chapter 36: Dala Dalliances

Try as I might to prevent it, I'm actually finding myself liking some of my newfound house... errr... tank mates and have made an effort to get to know them despite their curiously eccentric behavior and random quirks.

Fearless. Bold. Teddy bear..?

Mama Grizzly.

I'm not like most Lobotomites...

Yes, because you suffered a traumatic brain injury BEFORE arriving here.


A few words huh? I can manage that.

So many perverts in this wasteland... C'mon Holy Ghost Suit, with Veronica gone, you're my new best friend.

Sarah Palin and the Stealth Suit decide to bond over infiltration testing.

Even though sneaking reeks of communist style cowardice Sarah decides it could provide some benefit. After all, there were more then a few patriotic Americans that were famous spies.


Hey, if it's good enough for George Washington, it might be good enough for Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin and the Stealth Suit complete their training tests. Puny robots and laser tripwires and other tools of science show they are once again helpless to resist Sarah Palin's onslaught.

We should celebrate Holy Ghost Suit. How about we go to the waterpark?

Ghost Suit, of course I like you. But I can't very well go swimming while wearing you.

Swimsuit Illustrated, circa 2281.

Look what the swim dredged up! A new personality module!

After the triumph of the infiltration tests and a short swim to relax, Sarah braves talking to Dr. Dala once again.

I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of voyeurism.

Yes burglary and voyeurism are two completely different thing.

Ha fat chance. I'm not the type of person to surrender.

What a relief, Sarah Palin missed Dala's subtext completely.

Vivi-what? What are you even talking about?

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2013, 04:53:00 PM »
Chapter 37: Very Scientific. Very.

Sarah Palin has finally recovered the Sonic Emitter, Stealth Suit and X-2 Transmitter Array as the Think Tank requested. Now all that is left is to figure out what to do with the technologies. As it turns out, they're both clueless. We now cut into the conversation, which has been going on for the past six hours with no breakthroughs.

Sarah Palin achives a mental breakthrough.

Her breakthrough fails to break anything but Dr. Klein's feeble scientific mind.

Or does it!?!?!

Oh dear... you know what they say when it comes to people with detached brains...

YES! We will use science to destroy him!

Sarah Palin likes dispensing of science only in the form of energy weapon discharges.

Huh? Oh okay... going... but first...

Thank you Dr. 8. You have been extremely helpful and a true friend despite your language disability.

And the fact you're a scientist.

D'awwwww your sweet!

Nothing will stop me from crushing my enemies, seeing his robo-armies driven before me, and hear the lamentations of science!

Sarah Palin cuts a swath through an army of Lobotomites like Moses through the Red Sea. Skewered by LAER fire, perforated by rounds from her M16, slagged by plasma pulses, or vaporized by lasers... all who challenge her simply fall like wheat before the scythe.

The energy bolts of her PlasmaDefender reduces enemies to melting piles of green goo.

The sonic emitter makes Lobotomites wish they were a bit more... headstrong?

Donning her mighty, fully upgraded Stealth Suit, she crushes all challengers, robot, mutant and lobotomite alike.

Entire armies of robo-scorpions are laid to waste via the use of PULSE grenades, which... much like with the Pulse Gun, Sarah actually has no idea how it works but utilizes it all the same to deadly effect against science!

Her enemies, in ever increasing numbers, try to envelop her and draw in ever closer...

...before they lose their heads.

And then, just as she engages the last of her foes in this titanic clash of forces, a profound realization comes upon her...

She has absolutely no idea where to go, her inventory is full, and after running over a frag mine walking along a pipe as a shortcut, she doesn't want to waste one of her sixty stimpaks on healing her crippled limb.

Ow... Sorry Dr. Klein. I know I said I'd go finish this and all, but I'm tired and hungry and my leg hurts. Apparently finding the entrance to this Forbidden Zone is really hard if all you do is wander around in a general direction. I'll try again tomorrow, after I take a nap.

Next up... The Forbidden Zone... if Sarah Palin can find it.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2013, 04:57:59 PM by Neysha »

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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #73 on: July 05, 2013, 08:44:28 PM »
Chapter 38: The Forbidden Chapter

One restful nights sleep and a stop by the Sink Central Intelligence to sell off her surplus inventory, and Sarah Palin make another daring attempt to enter the Forbidden Zone! Or at least find it...

Another lobotomite disarmed... get it? Oh right... no companions here...

Mmmm hostile securitrons. This may provide good training for... later.

Once again Sarah Palin engages the hostile forces that plague Big MT, cutting through them like Alexander through a Gordian Knot.

Not even Nancy Pelosi clones can stop her now!

Her rage is so mighty, not even the fearsomely magnificent Cazador will stop her now.

Finding this carbine is like a little dose of Americana in this secular, scientific world.

Securitrons go berserk at my mere presence!

And the fact she shot their antenna to confuse them.

Veronica's mentor Elijah really gets around.

Then finally, could it be? Has she blindly stumbled onto the entrance?

Yes she has! Now only an army of Robo-Scorpions stands... errr skitters in her way.

Pest control is one of Sarah Palins many hidden qualities.

I'm almost there Dr. Mobius. You better surrender before I go Sarah Dark Thirty on you! Get it?

I get it.

I replaced the word Zero with my first name!

I get it!

So far I've squished every bug you've sent against me buddy. Maybe you should surrender!

Science melts in her presence yet again.

Whoa... that bug looks a little too big to squash.

Using pseudo-communists as reluctant cannon fodder? Why not. It worked for us before!

Game on Mobius!

Fifty percent accuracy with these commie bots on a target that big? Vasily Zaitsev these protectrons ain't.

My communist allies suffer egregious casualties as I plink away from the safety this walkway far away from the action.

Oh this is hopeless. Only one of my communist allies remains. I need bigger guns!

Oh wait... nevermind.

The courier is coming Dr. Mobius, and she has a special delivery for you.


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Re: Sarah Palin in Fallout New Vegas
« Reply #74 on: July 07, 2013, 07:39:45 PM »
Chapter 39: Science H. Logic!

With Veronica gone, I suppose you are my best friend as well Holy Ghost Suit. Come along, we have another showdown. No doubt this next battle will be the most climatic challenge we have yet faced.

If we ever get back to the Mojave, I'll buy you a beer Ghost Suit. Here goes nothing.

Excuse me! Dr. Mobius. I have a Sonic Emitter loaded with deadly science aimed at you. Please acknowledge me by becoming hostile.

Hey... don't make me chase you down... I thought we were going to fight... in your Forbidden Zone... forbidden to me.

Oh my goodness... Dr. Mobius is a pirate robot. Look at that missing eye monitor!

Yes I am... wait did you just say my brain was bright?

Yes... did you just say her brain was bright?

Stop trying to lull me into a sense of false security! We fight now!

Your blind AND senile? Oh well, still no qualms about killing you. After all, we've dealt with similarly disabled criminal masterminds.

A fair question.

Mmmm raisins...

The Doctor must be lying. She is cranially challenged. Have you see how SPECIAL her intelligence score is?

This entire discussion is awful... and anti-climatic. I mean really.. it's putting a damper on my bloodyminded vigilante spirit right now. I was soooo prepared to kill you and now I just want to keep asking questions! Damn it!

Here's my next question...

Yes... very non-aggressive. You have NO idea how disappointed I am right now. What will happen to my reputation if I go around shooting blind, senile old robots?

Oh great, your a stoned slacker too!

Of course I... Oh my gosh... You just blew my mind.

A surprisingly hard thing to do apparently.

Opinions eh? That's not surprising considering the source.

Alright Mobius. I'll indulge you for now. Like my brain would choose not to return to my body! Ha!