Chapter 45: Where the Wild Guns AreWhile heading to Novac to pick up Boone en route to accepting the Caesar's invitation, I came upon something I've been trying to find for a long time now... a radiation suit.I can finally make my pilgrimage to Vault 34 to find the Pulse Gun for my best friend Veronica and pay my respects to the Mecca of post-apocalyptic gun nuts.
It seems the gun nut homeland is infested with Ghouls.
Veronica punches one ghoul over a railing and into the atrium floor below.Armory? A fully stocked armory? We must make haste!
As if the constant radiation wasn't enough excuse for hurrying up.
Headshot!Palin has nothing to fear from Zombies! She's faced down over seven hundred of them before!
The joy of chokepoints.
Obligatory 'pity he wasn't more headstrong' post.See? So called contaminated water like this is absolutely FINE to swim in. The threat to clean water by pollution is overstated once again.
As soon as Sarah Palin emerged from the water, she's forced into a fan service moment as ghouls suddenly attack her!
A different angle, for research purposes.
The sonic emitter sets them up and Veronica knocks them down.Only one gun rights politician besides John Boehner uses that much bronzer. I didn't realize they gave Charlie Crist his own Vault to oversee! No wonder the God and gun fearing Republicans within revolted.
Save a family of gun loving true Americans or a bunch of already failing subsidized government farms? What to choose... hmmm..?
If it seems like she hesitated, it's only because it took her a long time to figure out all of this fancy computer stuff.The armory... oh my... it's... so... beautiful... excuse me. If only Charlton Heston was alive to see it.
It's an assault rifle called 'All-American?' It's like the assault rifle version of me.
Loud? Dangerous and full of fire?
Oh look there's Veronica's Pulse Gun. I can't wait to use it to detect the heartbeat of my enemies.
Apparently Sarah Palin still hasn't figured out why it's called a Pulse Gun.
Did you say Gonorrhea?
Ack... I apologize... bad joke.See? With private health care, even complicated things like curing radiation can be treated by competent medical professionals for only a hundred caps!
Hmmm... now that you mention it...
She was joking Sarah... SARAH! Anyways, its not like you can read anyhow.
Oh right...Tomato juice... got it.