D'You Want to Play Questions? 2011.08.13

[Mordred]

Hmmm, did you not just answer yourself within that question?

[Phoenixrisen]

Answering your own questions now?

[Mordred]

Whoa.. wouldn't that be like playing circular hopscotch within the mind?

[Styx26]

Have you ever played tetherball in your mind?

[derek]

Wow...do you know someone who can play tetherball in their mind?

[Adammair]

Would you believe me if I told you Mordred and Styx are playing tetherball with your mind?

[derek]

LOL..given the shape my brain is in...why wouldn't I?

[Adammair]

Is your brain shaped differently than others' brains? Is it hexagonal, perhaps?

[derek]

Perhaps....would that make it unique?

[Adammair]

Is that a trick question?

[derek]

It's not a trick...but did you think my name was question?

[Mordred]

Hmm.. depends.. did you emphasize it as such? *listens carefully to how the syllables are sprawled out*

[Divine Drivel]

Would anyone care to scratch an itch?

[Mordred]

Would you believe in a prior life I was a certified (by the highest Roman degree) back scratcher?

[Divine Drivel]

Can you think of synonyms for Bollocks?

[Mordred]

Oh, so that'd be a no, then?

[Divine Drivel]

How can anyone possibly say no to Mordred?!

[Mordred]

Can I have that in writing, recorded, etched on each wall and surface of this realm? *has a little army of blue minions that owe him lots of favors* 

[Divine Drivel]

What's in it for me?

[Adammair]

Can't you see he's trying to trap you?

[Mordred]

Sticks and stones might trap lovely bones.. but.. erm.. but what harm is there in a tiny little bite?

[Breathless Intent]

Is that what she told you when she bit you all those years ago, darling?

[Mordred]

Ohhh, so you think there was any talking involved in my descent?

[Breathless Intent]

Are you saying there wasn't? *giggling*

[Mordred]

Would it shock you that I was quite an easy human to seduce, simply swayed by a pair of wiggling hips and what appeared to be some crazy-ass sharp teeth?