Petition! Change "Valentine's Day" to "Bacon Day"

[ElusiveM00se]

If you support this change, please sign the petition!*



*For entertainment only, though if this change really did happen, it would be flippin' awesome...

[xenondestroyer]

My name's already there!

[Oniya]

Even as part of a couple, I could get behind this.

And for the perfect Bacon Day gift...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Roses/

[BlightRaptor]

Signed with gusto.

[yugi006]

This is awesome but everyday should be bacon day.

[ElusiveM00se]

This is awesome but everyday should be bacon day.

Agreed!

[elone]

From Katie Bower blog


Ode to Bacon

Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.

I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.

I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.

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Bacon lovers unite, had a bacon sandwich for lunch today

[Skynet]

But I don't even like bacon.

[Gypsy]

I love Valentine's Day, but I think I'd trade it for 'Bacon Day'.  :)

[Trouble1]

Done and Done.

[NotoriusBEN]

You know the awesome miracle of bacon?

a pig can turn apples, pears, corn, oats, scraps, etc.

in. to. bacon.

if that aint considered a modern day miracle, I think you live in a drab and horrible place devoid of color.

[Chris Brady]

Every day is Bacon Day.  I don't need just ONE day to worship it, I do that every day.   

[Oniya]

Technically, we 'partnered people' don't need one day to do all that other mushy stuff either.  Which is why I support Bacon Day.

[Chris Brady]

I also don't support Valentine's either, as every day should be celebrated together. 

[elone]

Instead of little hearts with "I'm Yours" on them,

Little piggies with "Pork Me" or maybe, "Your Rasher" , "Achin' for Bacon"

sorry