I thought this up while walking home from dinner. The NASCAR franchise has a beer, a bank, a soft drink, a chocolate, a shipping company, a cracker/cookie, and a whole bunch of actual car-related stuff. But that leaves a ton of sponsorship opportunities available.
All you have to do is fill in the blanks, a brand X for a product _______.
The more absurd and silly thing you decide to have NASCAR endorse, the better.
Only rule: If you give your NASCAR endorsement to something naughty, you must also provide a clean endorsement. Otherwise we will get nothing but dirty products.
For bonus fun, read your endorsement and anyone else's in the deep announcer voice that always accompanies stuff like this.