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Offline TheGlyphstoneTopic starter

X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« on: January 05, 2013, 08:10:57 PM »
I thought this up while walking home from dinner. The NASCAR franchise has a beer, a bank, a soft drink, a chocolate, a shipping company, a cracker/cookie, and a whole bunch of actual car-related stuff. But that leaves a ton of sponsorship opportunities available.
All you have to do is fill in the blanks, a brand X for a product _______.
The more absurd and silly thing you decide to have NASCAR endorse, the better.
Only rule: If you give your NASCAR endorsement to something naughty, you must also provide a clean endorsement. Otherwise we will get nothing but dirty products.
For bonus fun, read your endorsement and anyone else's in the deep announcer voice that always accompanies stuff like this.


« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 08:14:59 PM by TheGlyphstone »

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Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013, 08:58:55 PM »
Elliquiy.com: The Official Sexual Roleplaying Forum of NASCAR!

Sorry, I couldn't resist! ;D

Offline TheGlyphstoneTopic starter

Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013, 09:18:59 PM »
*Fweeeet* Rules violation!


Trojans: The Official Condom of NASCAR.

ShamWow: The Official Super-Absorbent Towel As Seen On TV of NASCAR.

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Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013, 09:35:55 PM »
Trojans: The Official Condom of NASCAR.

Hey, I think Trojan Condoms could be considered a dirty endorsement! ;)

Offline TheGlyphstoneTopic starter

Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013, 09:36:56 PM »
Hey, I think Trojan Condoms could be considered a dirty endorsement! ;)

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Only rule: If you give your NASCAR endorsement to something naughty, you must also provide a clean endorsement. Otherwise we will get nothing but dirty products.

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Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013, 09:40:34 PM »
Doc Johnson:  The Official Self-Starter of NASCAR.

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Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2013, 04:13:29 PM »
Ferrari: The official stupidly expensive vehicle of NASCAR.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2013, 03:47:35 PM »
Paddington: The official stuffed bears of NASCAR.

Offline BadForm

Re: X: The Official __________ of NASCAR!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2013, 03:26:43 AM »
NASCAR the official sport of NASCAR!!!