*Sets up orchestral music*
*Sets out tea, coffee and cake*
Ah! I didn't see you there. Welcome to the salonbox, a place to discuss things without the messy biological business of flirting and hugs. In here, we will discuss the great issues of the day, like Pirates vs. Ninjas, Dominance and Submission, and how many licks it really does take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
So without further ado, I hereby mention BDSM, Vampires, UFOs, Nazis, and the President.