*starts carefully checking his tentacles*
Turns out I have some triangular handcuff tentacles now!
As for the monkey parts and the knife, are you aware of the properties of the vitreous humour? It's a modern miracle it is.
As for drugs, they have hugs. For bugs. You big lugs. I mean, look under the rugs? I think I've got some pugs in there. Them dogs keep looking at the girl's jugs.