Topic: A Totally and Completely Un-serious Question from the Resident Mischief Maker

[MasterMischief]

How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid?

Oniya is not allowed to reply.   

[Lord Drake]

You can synthesize the methylated alkaloid using an acid/base extraction, although the answer from the movie you are referring to is "I don't know".

And your nemesis is not Oniya here. It is Neroon.

[Oniya]

*sulks*

[MasterMischief]

Neroon doesn't like me.   

[Ryven]

Making mischief again?

[MasterMischief]

Making mischief again?

It's not going to make itself.

[Neroon]

Neroon doesn't like me.   

It's true. Like is too mild a word. However, as stalking you would bring the staff into disrepute, I content myself with admiring you from afar.

As for how I would methylate an alkaloid, it's simple. I wouldn't; that's what technicians are for.

[MasterMischief]

It's true. Like is too mild a word. However, as stalking you would bring the staff into disrepute, I content myself with admiring you from afar.

As for how I would methylate an alkaloid, it's simple. I wouldn't; that's what technicians are for.

Don't play coy with me, mister!  You have had it in for me ever since that incident with the goat.

What if you are fresh out of technicians?  Maybe my neighbor has some I could borrow.  >.>

[Neroon]

Don't you bring up that goat again!  I was young, there was much alcohol and the goat looked much older...

[Beguile's Mistress]

Are you all going to get arrested for something?

[MasterMischief]

We destroyed the evidence.

You did destroy the evidence, right Neroon?

[Neroon]

Actually, I curried it and then sold it down the market, £3.50 per plateful.

No need to waste the good business opportunity a goat represents.

[Beguile's Mistress]

*facepalms*

[Lord Drake]

I still have some of it in the freezer actually.

£3.50 is a fair enough price for evidence that would allow me to blackmail Neroon and MM in the future.

*gloat*

[Beguile's Mistress]

Next time you need an alibi let me know.  You might have gotten away with it if you had told the coppers you were just helping the goat over the stile.  *nods*

[Neroon]

Keeping it that long and not turning us in males you an accessory after the fact.

To be honest though, the thought of you being an accessory makes me think of a dragon skin handbag...

[Lord Drake]

To be honest though, the thought of you being an accessory makes me think of a dragon skin handbag...

At least I am an accessory and not a tool. But if I am an accessory as a whole, then we are talking about a WHOLE dragon bag here.

[Neroon]

Well, it'd need to be big to fit all the goats in.

Not that there are any goats. No sir. No goats. Nothing to see here.

[Oniya]

Next time you need an alibi let me know.  You might have gotten away with it if you had told the coppers you were just helping the goat over the stile.  *nods*

...if it weren't for those meddling kids!

(Pun intended)

[Oreo]

You all know better than to make me laugh this hard. I nearly busted something. Drat! Now I have to go get a paper towel to mop up the laughy tears.

[Beguile's Mistress]

This goat is skeptical.

[Lord Drake]

Now Neroon really needs to find a SCAPEgoat...

[MasterMischief]

Stop goa(d)ting him.

[Lord Drake]

Well... after all we goat nothing against him!

[Ryven]

These jokes are getting baaaah-d.