Well, there's two ways to take that. Am I secretly in love with my best friend's wife, who's name happens to be Lacey and is often shortened to Lace? Well, yes I am in love with Lace. Am I in love with the translucent fabric known as "lace"? I don't know if I'm in love with it, but I certainly enjoy it. Lacey things are sexy, and I just made this six times as complicated as it needed to be didn't I?
The next person has a steady boyfriend or girlfriend here on E who they have never met in real life.