Les Bons Légumes de Passe-Partout, because my wife is the DEVIL. The sweet, seductive, beautiful DEVIL.
I swear, it is not "Never Gonna Give You Up." There is no way it could be. Because if it were, you would never avoid the pure uncut heroin that is this song.
Yes, it's in French. No -- if you do not speak French -- it is no deeper than it appears. It is exactly what it looks like -- an afroed burly mustached man singing a duet about vegetables with the love child of Christopher Knight and the Sixth Doctor.
The next person won't be wearing underwear.