I would like to be Sam. He has a lot of qualities I like: love, friendship, trust, trustworthyness, bravery, strength, insight, emotional strength, tenacity, humor in a tight place, passion. And the ability to have more than a single look on his face during three damn movies..
I would rather go to bed with Frodo, however. He IS the cuter one, at least on the very rare occasions when he smiles.
Would you rather go to bed with a policeman or a criminal?