Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes

[OrchidofDarkness]

The game is rather simple post a quote that is funny you can include a pitcher if you like. But the object is to make the next person who reads it smile or even laugh a little. Or you can just simply put something inspirational to make some one feel better. Also if you dont know who said it just put unknown after it. Well I shall start us off.

"I am Dyslexic of Borg.  Fusistance is retile.  Your ass will be laminated. " -Unknown-

[OrchidofDarkness]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -Unknown -

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Confidence is contagious, so is lack of confidence.  -- Vince Lombardi.

[sexhaver]

School is where A students teach B students how to work for C students.

[OrchidofDarkness]

[OrchidofDarkness]

[yobo]

“I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals”
Jim Handy

[Kendra]

[OrchidofDarkness]

[gaggedLouise]

Just heard this one on the BBC:

"The Duchess of Cambridge is now estimated to be worth 1½ billion dollars to the UK economy alone" 

[despickable]

Apparently you can't fart in outer space

[Autumn52]

[Mr Bigglesworth]

[Autumn52]

[OrchidofDarkness]

[OrchidofDarkness]

An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea
- Buddha

[DeamonAndae19]

LOL, Saw this and nearly died >_>

"Ten of you arrived... Only one will leave" - Russel Howard.

[DeamonAndae19]

"Bradley, when he won Le Tour De France, he stood up held the microphone and said 'Right, we're gonna draw the raffle in a minute' He's just a character, he really is" - Chris Boardman, quoting a quote.

[Alive Until Dead]

I'm full of quotes....

"A man with clenched fists can't change hands... but he can knock your lights out in a hurry."

[Alive Until Dead]

I'm full of quotes....

"A man with clenched fists can't change shake hands... but he can knock your lights out in a hurry."

I should have warned I add unrelated words out of nowhere sometimes. >.<

[DeamonAndae19]

I'm sure I read that in your application...

[Alive Until Dead]

lol. Not that, but my lack of ability to spell and my dyslexia I'm sure you did. I wanted to say ... So.. you read my app huh?, but that seemed cheesy. I read yours too, though not every page... there's a lot to go through.

[DeamonAndae19]

lol. Not that, but my lack of ability to spell and my dyslexia I'm sure you did. I wanted to say ... So.. you read my app huh?, but that seemed cheesy. I read yours too, though not every page... there's a lot to go through.

And people wonder how I got over 1000 posts in 5 days >_<

Anyway, better throw a quote down.

"When they gave us the choice of either Boot straps or a Lederhosen, the majority of us decided to desert" - Unknown

[Alive Until Dead]

lol. Right, quotes!


"Mutual assistance in despair will make the ugly situation more fair" - My fortune cookie, September 2011 :-p

The fortune cookie would be the funny part.

[DeamonAndae19]

xD, I gets it.

"There are ten, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles, that we can observe, your mother took the ugle one's and put them into one nerd" - Nicepeter.