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Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« on: March 27, 2012, 08:50:22 AM »
The game is rather simple post a quote that is funny you can include a pitcher if you like. But the object is to make the next person who reads it smile or even laugh a little. Or you can just simply put something inspirational to make some one feel better. Also if you dont know who said it just put unknown after it. Well I shall start us off.

"I am Dyslexic of Borg.  Fusistance is retile.  Your ass will be laminated. " -Unknown-



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Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 02:19:36 PM »
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -Unknown -

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 04:58:27 PM »
Confidence is contagious, so is lack of confidence.  -- Vince Lombardi.

Offline sexhaver

Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 09:31:13 PM »
School is where A students teach B students how to work for C students.

Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 09:44:04 AM »
ďI'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitalsĒ
Jim Handy

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Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 08:27:59 AM »
Just heard this one on the BBC:

"The Duchess of Cambridge is now estimated to be worth 1Ĺ billion dollars to the UK economy alone"  ;D

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2012, 07:21:08 AM »
Apparently you can't fart in outer space

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Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

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Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2012, 01:13:41 PM »
An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea
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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2012, 01:16:53 PM »


LOL, Saw this and nearly died >_>

"Ten of you arrived... Only one will leave" - Russel Howard.

Offline DeamonAndae19

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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2012, 01:23:24 PM »
"Bradley, when he won Le Tour De France, he stood up held the microphone and said 'Right, we're gonna draw the raffle in a minute' He's just a character, he really is" - Chris Boardman, quoting a quote.

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2012, 01:28:14 PM »
I'm full of quotes....

"A man with clenched fists can't change hands... but he can knock your lights out in a hurry."

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2012, 01:29:18 PM »
I'm full of quotes....

"A man with clenched fists can't change shake hands... but he can knock your lights out in a hurry."


I should have warned I add unrelated words out of nowhere sometimes. >.<

Offline DeamonAndae19

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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2012, 01:29:58 PM »
I'm sure I read that in your application...

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2012, 01:34:15 PM »
lol. Not that, but my lack of ability to spell and my dyslexia I'm sure you did. I wanted to say ... So.. you read my app huh?, but that seemed cheesy. :-) I read yours too, though not every page... there's a lot to go through.

Offline DeamonAndae19

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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2012, 01:40:53 PM »
lol. Not that, but my lack of ability to spell and my dyslexia I'm sure you did. I wanted to say ... So.. you read my app huh?, but that seemed cheesy. :-) I read yours too, though not every page... there's a lot to go through.

And people wonder how I got over 1000 posts in 5 days >_<

Anyway, better throw a quote down.

"When they gave us the choice of either Boot straps or a Lederhosen, the majority of us decided to desert" - Unknown

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2012, 01:45:55 PM »
lol. Right, quotes!


"Mutual assistance in despair will make the ugly situation more fair" - My fortune cookie, September 2011 :-p

The fortune cookie would be the funny part.

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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2012, 01:49:51 PM »
xD, I gets it.

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