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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2012, 01:58:50 PM »
ouch! lol

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2012, 05:21:34 PM »
"I know my good is good, but your good is greater" - You and What Army

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2012, 05:26:12 PM »
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
 - Dr. Strangelove (1964)

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2012, 05:28:30 PM »
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
 - Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Hehe... That's all kinds of messed up o.o

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2012, 05:30:51 PM »
"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts."
 - The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)

*giggles*

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2012, 05:33:21 PM »
*Shudders*

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2012, 09:10:29 AM »
Religion is like Marmite. It's easier to swallow when you are bought up on the stuff  (Unknown)

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2012, 09:14:34 AM »
"You blocked me on facebook, and now, you're going to die" - Mizuki's last chance

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2012, 08:41:21 AM »
"Since Kaxen's gone, lets leave the toilet seat up!"

"I was going to suggest "Find the power tool and get this damn door open" But I guess we could do that too"

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2012, 09:06:15 AM »
"I already tried Eating, clawing, kicking, stomping, slashing, yanking, pulling and even Peeing on the chain... It's pretty stuck tight, I'll let you know to save your painfully normal self some trouble... Where does that girl get these inexplicably indestructible things, anyway?"

"Canada. Maybe?"

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Offline OrchidofDarknessTopic starter

Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2012, 10:56:42 AM »
Roger Murtaugh: Assault gun... who's this joker?
Martin Riggs: I don't know, spokesman for the NRA, maybe.
(Leathal Weapon 4 )

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2012, 02:09:34 PM »
"Once you've ruined your reputation you can live quite freely". Amigos Key West

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2012, 04:45:07 PM »
Last words between an architect/designer and one of the investors who paid for his project of an outrageously luxurious concept ski hotel near Chamonix (Mont Blanc), a hotel that was put under bankruptcy administration three months after it opened in early 2000 with a mountain of debts. Fax from the businessman to the architect, Herr Julen:

"Heinz Julen, the game is over!"

 ;D (I e-mailed a journalist who wrote about the story and told her, "that's a real J.R. Ewing line")

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2012, 06:43:25 PM »
"When life gives you lemons. Chuck them at people." Dr Lightman, Lie to Me
"When God gives you lemons. Find a new God!" Power thirst
"When life gives you lemons. Drink tequila." Me

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2012, 02:57:44 PM »
"We'll move the Russian revolution to January 9, 1917, but this time around, Vladimir Ilyich, let's do it together!"

-Russian (ex?)revolutionary and business mogul Alexander Helphand during a  long face-to-face mental duel with Lenin in late 1916, in Lenin in Zurich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn. The fab quality of setting the timetable of the revolution to a fixed date when you're sitting in Switzerland and have very few dedicated people on the ground is just too cool (when the revolution did arrive, in February '17, it took both men by surprise).
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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2012, 07:58:05 PM »
“wouldn’t it be great if wars could be fought just by the ass holes that started them?”  Kevin Costner: the postman.

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2013, 09:27:53 PM »
Melody: Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer." Who's with me? (From Doctor Who)

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2013, 09:40:16 AM »
If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking till you do succeed (suck seed)
Curly (the Three Stooges)

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Re: Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2013, 12:48:40 PM »
"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one." ~Erma Bombeck