This is a meant to be a silly, fun game.
The rules are simple. Blame the person/avatar above you for something...anything. But please keep true personal feelings out of it. This is most definitely not that type of blame game. It can be anything from the slightly silly to the truly funny, but remember, this is only a game!
I'll start, but since there is no one above me, I guess I'll have to blame myself for something. Good way to begin, eh?
I blame you, Adammair, for not eating a proper dinner...or any dinner at all, for that matter.