In the '70s only lesbians wore blue jeans

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Zeitgeist

December 20, 2011, 11:08:14 PM
As my nightly search for spank bank (sorry, bad imagery) and set out from Google using the seemingly innocuous enough keywords: lesbians in jeans. Seems like a plausible place to begin, with hopes of finding new material.

Woe is me however as my eyes landed on the phrase, the subject of this post.

It appears some believe that Roman Polanski rape and sodomy of a thirteen year-old girl was a perfectly valid course of action, if one only reads the bible.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29972

Read on at your own peril. OMFG.

Craz

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December 20, 2011, 11:20:48 PM
As I was given to understand it, this was a ridiculously well-done parody site. That could have just been my wishful thinking...

Serephino

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December 20, 2011, 11:24:39 PM
Yes, please tell me this wasn't real.  People can't possibly be that brainwashed and stupid.... can they?

Zeitgeist

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December 20, 2011, 11:25:01 PM
Quote from: Craz on December 20, 2011, 11:20:48 PM
As I was given to understand it, this was a ridiculously well-done parody site. That could have just been my wishful thinking...

Ah jeez. I think you're right.

Oniya

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December 20, 2011, 11:37:42 PM Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 11:38:46 PM by Oniya
That name sounds familiar - Landover Baptist, that is.  Sorry you got subjected to that, Zeitgeist.  :-\
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Zeitgeist

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December 20, 2011, 11:42:26 PM
Quote from: Oniya on December 20, 2011, 11:37:42 PM
That name sounds familiar - Landover Baptist, that is.  Sorry you got subjected to that, Zeitgeist.  :-\

Am I an awful person for nevertheless being mildly aroused at the idea only lesbians wore jeans in the '70s? I mean, for a moment there I though I might have had a story idea.  :-[

gaggedLouise

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December 21, 2011, 12:46:22 AM Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 12:48:03 AM by gaggedLouise
Knew it -. this is the same site that declared the Moomins creatures of Satan's seduction (to anyone who's seen or read about the delightful Moomin trolls that's a barmy proposal). Yes, parody, but very carefully done.

The other day I heard Fox News had declared that the Muppets were communists, "they hate corporate America" and despise liberty. That was no parody at all, though. Kermit replied in a tweet that he's busy writing the script for the next Muppets movie, The Muppets Occupy Manhattan.  :D

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gaggedLouise

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December 21, 2011, 12:57:16 AM
From the same forum: Jeans can make your son gay! - sew the front pocket shut.

I'd have thought the solution was to remove the fly altogether so they can't get their d**ks out so fast.  ;D Serious fixation with denim there.

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consortium11

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December 27, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
Quote from: Craz on December 20, 2011, 11:20:48 PM
As I was given to understand it, this was a ridiculously well-done parody site. That could have just been my wishful thinking...

You'd be right...

Zeitgeist

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December 27, 2011, 05:55:46 PM
Quote from: consortium11 on December 27, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
You'd be right...

Much to my own bemusement and chagrin, I assure you. It's funny now though ;D

Vekseid

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December 29, 2011, 11:50:10 AM
They also ran whitehouse.org for awhile. Wonder when it went down : /

Star Safyre

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December 29, 2011, 02:41:55 PM
Good to see Poe's Law is still in full effect.
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