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Offline BlissTopic starter

Naughty or Nice?
« on: November 29, 2007, 07:41:30 PM »
Naughty. Very, very naughty, all you little elves... time to write about it.

Based on the Christmas Elf Name Generator that Amberghylles posted about here, we decided it would be fun to write a massively multiplayer seasonally oriented game. Everyone would go, generate their elf names... and Santa's workshop will become a VERY naughty place, with lots of VERY special toys.

Silly? Yes.
Dirty? Totally.
Fun? Probably the best grownup fun we'll all get to have together this holiday season.

So... who is in? Snappy Spirit-fingers wants to know how much interest before we get this big jingle bell a-rolling....

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 08:03:54 PM »
Blinky Crazy-legs, the buxom elf, totally stunned by everything that's going on around her, may want to play.....*grins* 

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 08:05:13 PM »
Tinker-Tum-Tums probably wouldnt be joining as she has quite a few stories on her plate already, and some are already getting more neglected then I would like..but she might be watching :)

Offline BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 08:06:28 PM »
I think a certain vampiress might be content to remain, ah, tied up with a certain vampire in limbo for a while if Tinker-tum-Tums wants to play without overbalancing the thread load... *wink*

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 08:10:15 PM »
Tinker-Tum-Tums probably wouldnt be joining as she has quite a few stories on her plate already, and some are already getting more neglected then I would like..but she might be watching :)

What?
Even if I get Zippy Fluffy-paws to play as well?

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2007, 08:16:58 PM »
Wobbly Snow-sneezer really doesn't understand the whole idea, but would welcome some fun :)

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2007, 08:19:29 PM »
It's not too hard Xillen, we all take on the persona of our 'elf names' and become Santa's little helpers.

I believe that we would be working in the 'adult' gift section?

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2007, 08:20:33 PM »
Heh, that's ok. I'll just see what happens and play along :)

Offline BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2007, 08:24:28 PM »
I believe that we would be working in the 'adult' gift section?

*taps her nose* You bet your bippy!

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2007, 08:27:19 PM »
ok hell..why not


Count Tinker-tum-tums in...if I can come up wtih a suitable elfy personality

Whether or not Zipper Fluffy-paws joins :P

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2007, 08:27:37 PM »
*tuts*
A lot can go wrong with adult toys and gifts....
I mean look at that new range...Transformers...dildos in disguise...

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 08:28:53 PM »
*tuts*
A lot can go wrong with adult toys and gifts....
I mean look at that new range...Transformers...dildos in disguise...

*coughs* I am actually getting my son a few transformers for christmas..dont make me get paranoid and re-open his gifts to make sur ethey just turn into cars and trucks :P

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 08:30:01 PM »
Errrrrrrmmmmm.......did they come in a brown paper bag?

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2007, 08:32:30 PM »
around christmas time most department store switch to brown paper bags instead of the see-through plastic bags (for parents wanting to hide christmas presents on teh way home and such)

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2007, 08:33:36 PM »
Nipper Floppy Feat might want to play

Well you know what they say about men with big feat, ya I am sticking with that  ;D

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2007, 08:37:49 PM »
But with Floppy as a middle name?.....
OK he's the Viagra and penis pump tester....*grins*


OK then Trifle, did the 'toy shop' you bought them from, have a flashing neon sign out the front of a man hugging a ladies bottom?

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2007, 08:51:44 PM »
No its just because of the size

No really

*Squik*

Offline Amberghylles

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2007, 08:55:20 PM »
Well... seeing as Sparky Bing-a-ling helped come up with the idea I am definitely in.


Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2007, 09:05:42 PM »
Now I have some hard decisions, if I spell my name correctly (using leathers not in the English language) I get

Dingy Angel Pants

If I use English leathers

Nipper Floppy Feat

Hmm tough decision

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2007, 09:15:16 PM »
Oh no..you can't get out of it like that!
You named yourself Nipper Floppy Feat and I'm already working out all the *wink wink* jokes.....*grins*

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2007, 09:33:09 PM »
U shall stay true to my first choice, besides it sounds more comic. The other one sounds a bit like some 80s Porn actor’s name :P

Offline strangely made

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 06:00:42 AM »
Zippy Fluffy-paws will be standing by in quality control :)

Offline Elandra

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2007, 09:47:51 AM »
Count me in, though it is a toss up if I should use my elf name from my real name or E Identity.

Real: Perky Angel-Pants
E: Perky Smickleifigus

Offline ZK

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2007, 09:52:17 AM »
o.o And apparently it sees me as a crazy narcoleptic. Or a person who sleeps with everyone.

Batty-Bed Head. o.o

Or if I used the last name my mother was married under.

Batty-Angel Pants.

The other one would make me a crazy prude, a celibate. *laughs*
« Last Edit: November 30, 2007, 09:54:37 AM by Z.K. »

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2007, 10:51:05 AM »
Ohh!

*Didn't see the name generator and feels stupid now*

Will go by the name of Blissful Smickleifigus from now on...