(runs name generator)
(blinks in panda-like shock, horror, and surprise at the results)
(slams head on keyboard, rereads screen)
Sunny. Sugar. Socks.
(also checks Naughty or Nice List generator)
Nice...by a count of 1857 nice entries to 223 naughty entries.
(weeps openly at being put on, obviously, the wrong bleeping list...)
Sunny-bunny Sugarcookie Socks-to-be-me.