Alright, this game is a little fun, so I thought I would post it here for more people to enjoy. This is how you play:
Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish.
Example: I wish I had a million dollars.
Reply: "You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank."
So my wish is to fine someone that likes my eyes for just what they are.