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Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2011, 08:17:12 PM »
Do want on my boat or not? lol!

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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2011, 08:23:54 PM »
That's a pretty nice boat, actually.   I would so want to go for a ride!  :D

Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2011, 08:26:33 PM »
Good, because were low on women and in need of new crew memebers, if you know what I mean. Bow ba Bow chicka chicka bow bow!

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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2011, 08:28:11 PM »
Oh my!~   *blushes* 

Online TheGlyphstoneTopic starter

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2011, 08:30:31 PM »
Gonna pimp her out to the zombies in a trade for fuel?

Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2011, 08:31:31 PM »
Don't worry me and my sweaty crew are much better then getting eatin by zombies. Hopefully we can do other kinds of eating, if you know what I mean. Bow chicka bow bow!

Gonna pimp her out to the zombies in a trade for fuel?
This is also I great idea. Either way... They'll be some rapin on the SS Wyrd Rocks!

Offline Revolverman

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2011, 08:34:06 PM »
My plans involved welded togeather Greyhound buses. Always moving, comes with TVs and bathrooms!

Online Oreo

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2011, 08:35:01 PM »
I want a tank, not a house. HERE


Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2011, 08:36:18 PM »
But you're still on land. We know how great that worked on Resident Evil: extinction


I want a tank, not a house. HERE

lol!

Offline Revolverman

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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2011, 08:38:17 PM »
But you're still on land. We know how great that worked on Resident Evil: extinction

But that depends on the infection method!


Also, I'd rather not be dealing with storms on the open seas thanks : P

Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2011, 08:41:35 PM »
But that depends on the infection method!


Also, I'd rather not be dealing with storms on the open seas thanks : P

I never said where I'd be sailing. I could be on the Saskatchewan river. Nothing ever happens their. In fact, most of it passes through forests. so no towns with zombies to worry about.   

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Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2011, 08:49:19 PM »
I never said where I'd be sailing. I could be on the Saskatchewan river. Nothing ever happens their. In fact, most of it passes through forests. so no towns with zombies to worry about.

Instead, you have zombie bears to worry about.

Zombie. Bears.

« Last Edit: May 22, 2011, 08:54:51 PM by TheGlyphstone »

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Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2011, 08:50:34 PM »
I never said where I'd be sailing. I could be on the Saskatchewan river. Nothing ever happens their. In fact, most of it passes through forests. so no towns with zombies to worry about.

Heave ho, hi ho, comin' down the plains?

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

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Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2011, 08:52:00 PM »
I love that song ^_^

Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2011, 08:54:28 PM »
I actually don;t know what to say to that. You win! You have successfully shut me up. *Gives free tee shirt with a picture of Wyrd with a zipper over his mouth and a free coffee mug that says #1 Grandpa... don't ask* 

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Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2011, 08:56:50 PM »
;)  The correct response is 'Arrrrr!'

(After the earlier pirate reference, I thought I might have stumbled onto an inside joke.)

Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2011, 09:01:17 PM »

Online TheGlyphstoneTopic starter

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2011, 09:06:12 PM »
Heave ho, hi ho, comin' down the plains?

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

So much win.

Offline Shjade

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2011, 09:10:11 PM »
Instead, you have zombie bears to worry about.

Zombie. Bears.
Could be worse: it could be zombie bear cavalry.

Offline Caeli

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2011, 09:11:23 PM »
Well, obviously those bears wouldn't be riding on horses.

So...

Zombie bear mammoth/elephant cavalry?

Offline Wyrd

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2011, 09:13:56 PM »
Thank Odin me and my rag tag crew of...  Saskatchewan pirates? Are outfitted plus 50 anti-Zombie bear mammoth/elephant cavalry armor.

Offline rhev

Re: Zombie-Proof House
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2011, 07:23:11 AM »
I think Wyrd makes an excellent point with his picture of DerpyHooves.

Personally I'm not worried.  I own shotguns, rifles, crowbars, a 12 pound sledge, several tools, live 2,000 feet from an rural 1 runway airport, and have a giant construction shed 3,000 feet in the other direction.

My nearest neighbor is a half a mile away and between us there's open land (and a few trees).   I am a mile and a half from one of NY's fingerlakes, and otherwise am completely surrounded by Farmland.  The nearest ' town' has a population measured in the single digit thousands and I'm sure that everyone within 10 miles of me owns guns.   I probably live in one of the safest zombieproof areas there is.