Theadric Nimblefingers
Theadric Nimblefingers is the halfling god of those who help themselves. His worshippers include workers who shirk their duties to avoid being exploited, bandits who rob the rich to give to the poor, and anyone looking for a good time. He is the patron of most bards and thieves of good alignment. Theadric is known to be the laziest of the gods, and he sometimes sleeps through his own hour of prayer. When this happens, he grants extra spells to his clerics when he gets the opportunity.
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Symbol: An Empty Coin Purse
Signature Weapon: Club
Temples: The temples of Theadric Nimblefingers appear at first to be rowdy taverns, and that's exactly what they are. Priests of Nimblefingers worship him through emulation, sleeping into the afternoon, getting drunk, and making other's lives better through charity and song. Temples of Nimblefingers charge their patrons exactly what they can afford, and always cut off their clients when they've had too much.
Hour of Prayer: 2 PM
Domain: The Tavern of Eternal Merriment in Avalon
Panoply:
Invincible Coat of Theadric Nimblefingers: The Invincible Coat of Theadric Nimblefingers renders its wearer completely immune to physical attack, including magical fire, lightning, and cold. The user's magic resistance, however, may never exceed 75%.
Theadric's Everfull Purse: Theadric's everfull purse contains an infinite amount of real wealth, though any society an excessive amount of wealth is introduced into will soon fall into anarchy and chaos.
Boots of the Divine Dance: The boots of the divine dance act as boots of haste, as well as producing the effect of Irresistable Dance at will, and granting the user the ability to replicate any spell effect able to be created by a 25th level bard through 1d4 x 10 minutes of dancing.
Hat of the Nimble-Fingered God: The hat of the nimble-fingered god acts as a bag of holding capable of holding an infinite amount of recreational goods, including alcohol, toys, works of art, pet animals (who are mystically preserved), decorations, jewelry, and other items conducive to fun and merriment. The green floppy conical hat has a white ball at the end, through which Theadric may communicate with any other god of light, or with any of his clerics or servants.
Sleigh of Winter: The Sleigh of Winter is a sleigh pulled by 8 miniature Elk. It is capable of moving at speeds of up to 300 miles per hour, and producing time stop and improved invisibility effects at will. Its powers only function during holidays, in regions where those holidays are actively being celebrated. (though the tavern of eternal merriment is considered to always be celebrating a holiday)
