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Offline Sandman02Topic starter

Carnivorous Furniture
« on: February 09, 2011, 09:10:24 PM »
  For everybody that is naive enough to think that Skynet was just some plot device in some movie, consider the following: clocks and furniture that get energy by consuming organisms...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/02/07/133432897/meat-eating-furniture

  Methinks it be only a matter of time before Watson, the computer AI that will be challenging the best Jeopardy champions next week, develops a taste for human flesh...

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Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 09:23:25 PM »

Offline lustynova

Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2011, 04:22:37 PM »
I'm never sitting on a couch again....but it might be funny to hear someone say, "Is it really 5:30 or did you forget to feed the clock again?!"

Offline Shjade

Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2011, 09:52:20 PM »
it might be funny to hear someone say, "Is it really 5:30 or did you forget to feed the clock again?!"
Mum, have you seen Fluffy today? I can't find him anywhere.

Offline lustynova

Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 09:12:01 AM »
Mum, have you seen Fluffy today? I can't find him anywhere.

Great, the clock ate the cat. The couch ate the dog and Timmy is missing a limb because he was playing on the love seat.

Offline Kalthus63

Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 05:33:25 PM »
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die.


No chance! She's a bloody Terminator!!

Offline Shadax

Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2011, 09:01:33 PM »
This is just... disturbing.

You say terminator, but can you imagine the pure horror if those films had used this idea as well?! Eep!! *flees to the woods because the sofa is no longer safe!!*

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Re: Carnivorous Furniture
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2011, 10:37:52 PM »
No need to scare your kids by pretending there's a tiger under the bed anymore... ;D