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Author Topic: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)  (Read 6030 times)

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2011, 01:04:33 PM »
Preordering has proved risky where this game is concerned.
Ssh, let him dream, Oniya. Let him dream. :)

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2011, 03:12:00 PM »
Ssh, let him dream, Oniya. Let him dream. :)

True true.. I don't preorder this again.. once was enough. :D

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2011, 04:13:41 PM »
True true.. I don't preorder this again.. once was enough. :D
Plus there's no guarantee that it will be any good. Though, Gearbox might be geniuses on that regard. How many people are going to buy it just because they've waited forever? :)

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2011, 08:47:02 PM »
Plus there's no guarantee that it will be any good. Though, Gearbox might be geniuses on that regard. How many people are going to buy it just because they've waited forever? :)


AHEM:

http://blogs.forbes.com/davidewalt/2011/02/11/duke-nukem-forever-balls-of-steel-edition/

This is enough to get me to pre-order the limited edition...


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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2011, 10:25:31 PM »
Hehehehe... "Art not final. Contents subject to change" xD

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2011, 01:33:28 PM »
Hehehehe... "Art not final. Contents subject to change" xD
Red flag, red flag! :D

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2011, 01:34:34 PM »
Red flag, red flag! :D

Oh P-shaw, you nay sayers...Duke is finally getting his dues..and we could see a revival of the franchise, as well. :D

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2011, 01:41:26 PM »
Hehehehe... "Art not final. Contents subject to change" xD

Actually, let's look at what the ad says...

Collectible bust of the greatest alien ass-kicker of all-time
Numbered limited edition certificate of authenticity
100 page hardcover book: History, Legacy & Legend: Duke Nukem Forever Art from the Vault
Duke Nukem Forever postcard series
Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem sticker
Duke Nukem Forever collectable comic book
Duke Nukem Forever foldable paper craft
Duke Nukem Forever poker chips
Duke Nukem Forever mini-card deck
Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem dice

I notice that 'Duke Nukem Forever game disk' isn't mentioned.  XD

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2011, 01:47:53 PM »
Actually, let's look at what the ad says...

Collectible bust of the greatest alien ass-kicker of all-time
Numbered limited edition certificate of authenticity
100 page hardcover book: History, Legacy & Legend: Duke Nukem Forever Art from the Vault
Duke Nukem Forever postcard series
Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem sticker
Duke Nukem Forever collectable comic book
Duke Nukem Forever foldable paper craft
Duke Nukem Forever poker chips
Duke Nukem Forever mini-card deck
Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem dice

I notice that 'Duke Nukem Forever game disk' isn't mentioned.  XD
NOOOOOOOO! :D

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2011, 09:12:25 PM »
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107789-Duke-Nukem-Forever-Steamworks-and-Sexy-Hats

Hmm..I dunno...I think I want to get my Balls of Steel from Gamestop, so I can get Duke's Big Package too.

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #60 on: February 16, 2011, 04:39:40 PM »
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107789-Duke-Nukem-Forever-Steamworks-and-Sexy-Hats

Hmm..I dunno...I think I want to get my Balls of Steel from Gamestop, so I can get Duke's Big Package too.
So many colors of wrong.

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #61 on: February 16, 2011, 08:29:50 PM »
So many colors of wrong.

What, Inki? You don't want to have Duke's big package in your hands, along with his balls of steel? I mean, come on.

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2011, 08:32:24 PM »
If you preorder it from...Germany...I think, you get Duke Nukem brand condoms.

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2011, 01:43:29 PM »
*sporfles*

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2011, 03:42:27 PM »
So much win.

Offline Callie Del Noire

Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »
Seriously?

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2011, 03:45:43 PM »
I think at this stage I'd absolutely love it if the entire thing was a hoax... they got the main gaming magazines/websites in on it and just thought they'd troll the hell out of us.

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #70 on: March 24, 2011, 03:51:38 PM »
I think at this stage I'd absolutely love it if the entire thing was a hoax... they got the main gaming magazines/websites in on it and just thought they'd troll the hell out of us.

I think at this point someone would most likely firebomb their building if they did.

Offline WolfyTopic starter

Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #71 on: March 24, 2011, 03:57:32 PM »
Psh...Duke never comes early, everyone knows that. :p He's too cool to show up on time.

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« Reply #72 on: March 24, 2011, 05:06:34 PM »
xD Well, at least they're approaching it with humor.

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Re: Hail to the King, baby. (Duke Nukem Forever)
« Reply #73 on: March 24, 2011, 05:47:52 PM »
This is how it starts...

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« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2011, 09:29:42 PM »
This is how it starts...

You'll see man! You'll see! *puts on 80's shades* Always bet on Duke, man. Always!