You never see the old AD&D Book of Sex that was lurking around the web years ago? Or the current Book of Erotic Fantasy?
It had gems like the "Wand of Vibration" (setting 1 produces a pleasent tingle, setting 10 does 3d10 points of damage, of 1d3 structural damage points, to anyone / anything its inserted into), the spells "Power word: Castrate" and Leomunds Tiny Brothel, a table of random words to generate monster porno mags, and magical sexual diseases. You think VD may be bad, but it has nothing on Mummy crotch rot, or orgasmic lycanthropy (giving a whole new meaning to "You were an animal last night")
Quite amusing to say the least.