Is a tour of Fantasyland for me?
Yes, if you have ever read a fantasy book or are interested in elves, dwarfs, adventure, romance, fairy tales, unicorns, magic, ruins, graveyards, vampires, werewolves, men who donít wear shirts, bar fights, swords, ninjas, pirates, gold, eyeliner, leather, velvet, or the color blue.
How much does it cost for a tour of Fantasyland?
Management is happy to announce they now have several ways to get discounts. One of them is a group discount of: over five people are half off standard admission. Please ask your tour guide if you qualify for any other discounts.
(Standard admission is free)
What kind of character can I have to tour Fantasyland?
You may have your Ďtouristí be any type of character you like with a few exceptions.
They must be 18 or over so they are able to sign the consent forum.
They must have some way of communicating with the tour guide. (Even if its telepathy or some such.)
They must have a weakness or way to die. As dying is very common in Fantasyland no one is allowed in if they cannot accomplish this.
What will you find in a tour of Fantasyland?
All tourists find themselves gathering around the buss outside of the entrances of Fantasyland. Here you will meet your tour guide who will give you a guide book (cost extra), a brochure, and accompanying map. They will also tell you of all rules of Fantasyland set down by OM (official management.) OM runs Fantasyland and controls all going ons of the world.
You will note that your brochure tells you often to look at the map. You will not be given a map as OM (official management) has determined in these hard economic times to save the expense of printing them. If you are concerned about where you are, where you are going, or where you have been, you may ask your tour guide. They (in most cases) have one of the few remaining maps.
The guide book is very similar to the brochure as in it is out of print. This is both good and bad. The good news is that now you will be given one free! The bad news is that your whole group will only be given one and a used one at that. Seeing that this is a used book it gets a little testy about who holds it. It canít be stolen or destroyed and will find someone in the group to bond with. Whoever it bonds with is the one who is able to read its pages for anyone else it turns into a high school textbook in an effort to bore the reader to death. This person is the book holder and should if at all possible not be lost or killed.
The forest thanks you for saving paper.