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MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« on: January 14, 2007, 03:02:26 PM »
If you are a DnD player, a Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan and are familiar with those amusing but kind of scary Jack Chick tracts that often are left on park benches and in bus stops, you might find this funny.

http://www.rpglibrary.org/inspiration/darkdungeons/intro.html

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2007, 03:22:23 PM »
Thats excellent. I've seen the original tract ages back, but this improves it no end.

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2007, 04:58:33 PM »
In case you're not familiar with Chick, he considers everybody that isn't him non christian and so therefore should burn in hell. Ok, slight exageration, but not by much  :)

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2007, 05:08:23 PM »
In case you're not familiar with Chick, he considers everybody that isn't him non christian and so therefore should burn in hell. Ok, slight exageration, but not by much  :)

Actually, that's pretty accurate...of course you have to be in the same denomination as him or you're going straight to hell.

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2007, 05:43:27 PM »
I'm more concerned with my defective D&D manuals. I mean, gaming as long as I have, I ought to be casting epic level spells by now. I want a refund.  ;D

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2007, 05:53:13 PM »
Well, the only problem with that is that she'd want me to become wiccan, and I already have Gods and Goddesses of my own, so ....

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2007, 06:03:15 PM »
I suppose it depends if she works with just one pantheon, or follows a more eclectic outlook.

Of course, that has problems of its own.

http://www.accendi.net/putf/archives/?strip=002

See?

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 07:24:22 PM »
Ace catch, Alahendra!  As a dedicated MSTie and a dedicated roleplayer, I really enjoyed it.  I can easily hear Bill Corbett's Crow saying, "Yup.  That's me.  Jerry the Vampire."

Good stuff.  Thanks for posting! :)

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2007, 05:57:15 AM »
SEE?
I told you all that throwing dice and using bits of paper to scribble numbers on was dangerous!

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2007, 05:59:13 AM »
Its not the throwing dice that are dangerous ... its that errant d4 lying in wait on the carpet for you to walk on it half asleep. You sure wake up in a hurry though.

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2007, 06:05:57 AM »
And what about the paper cuts and waving your pencil around when you get over excited?
(You could have someone's eye out y'know!)

It's the work of the devil I say.......

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
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Offline Elvi

Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2007, 07:41:27 AM »
SEE?
Even more perverted!
Who in hell's name would refuse the porcupine AND mix cognac with rum?

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2007, 07:48:31 AM »
Yes, I used those terrible example to bettr witness for the Truth.

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2007, 08:01:54 AM »
Amen brother Goblin.......Amen!

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2007, 08:26:03 AM »
Its not the throwing dice that are dangerous ... its that errant d4 lying in wait on the carpet for you to walk on it half asleep. You sure wake up in a hurry though.

They aren't d4s, they're caltrops...


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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2007, 10:17:20 AM »
Who in hell's name would refuse the porcupine

Are you familiar with The Hedgehog Song?  ;D

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2007, 10:40:08 AM »
I am sure, if Nanny Ogg were to come onto Elliquiy, she would add another couple of verses and find a way.......*smiles*

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2007, 10:55:26 AM »
Only a couple of verses? There are probably dozens in it by now.

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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2007, 11:06:53 AM »
I believe it was 17 at the last count?

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2007, 11:14:00 AM »
Dunno, I haven't gone looking for it in ages.

Must go see if there's an updated PQF though.

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Re: MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2007, 06:02:07 PM »
Upon reflection, it is kind of ironic: Although he and Jack Chick are doubtless polar opposites, Michael J. Nelson is a devout Christian and quite traditional.  No idea about his stance on roleplaying, though...

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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2007, 04:50:05 PM »
I thought I'd share...


And this...!