If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[The Clown Prince]

Couldn't hurt.

If I offered you a massage, would you make us some cocoa?

[Harley Quinn]

I'd rather dance with you, but I'd make the cocoa, too.

If I told you I missed you, would you believe me?

[The Clown Prince]

Without a second thought.

If I gave you a Bat, would you make him squeak?

[Harley Quinn]

-smirk-

You betcha, boss!

If I wanted you to forget about your schemes for one full night and just spend it with me, would you do it?

[The Clown Prince]

I could do that.

If I cleared my schedule, would you dance for me?

[Harley Quinn]

Really?! Mark the record books!  It's the day that The Joker said he would give up a night of schemes, to spend it with me!

Of course I would!

If I danced for you, would you do the same?

[The Clown Prince]

I... might.

If I offered you the world, would you blow it up?

[Harley Quinn]

-squeals- Anything for you, Mistah J!

If I caught Batman, would you let me off him?

[The Clown Prince]

As long as I didn't know...

If I told Ivy to back off my gal, would you be mad?

[Harley Quinn]

-starts plotting B-Man's capture and demise-

After the permission you just gave me, I have to compromise, so, no.

If I mess up the next plan, would you forgive me and not get mad at me for once?

[The Clown Prince]

I can't promise that. Besides, you like me angry.

If I offered you a rose that you knew would squirt you, would you still take it?

[Harley Quinn]

I do no-- hm, I guess I do.  I like you any way, though.

Wouldn't be the first time, so, yes.

If I asked you to go without your make up for a week, would you?

[Cayenne]

Of course, I don't much care for it anyway (Though, probably applies better to the previously engaged poster!)~

If I had a thing for your arch nemesis, would you attempt to steer me away?~

[The Clown Prince]

Quite the contrary, I'd use you to get closer to him.

If I offered you the chance to be with him, would you take it?

[Anesa]

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

[The Clown Prince]

Not sure if Harley would let me keep another pet...

If I drew on your face, would you leave it there?

[Anesa]

Only if you would draw a teardrop on my other eye so they'd match!

If I asked Harley if you could keep me as another pet, would you care?

[The Clown Prince]

I wouldn't care if you asked her.

If I squirted you with a flower, would you laugh or cry?

[Anesa]

I'd laugh....and then get mad!  :p

If I made a pot of coffee, would you drink a cup?

[Cayenne]

Just this once, I'm not into addictions~

If we were the same size, would you let me borrow your clothes?~

[adroitgrayman]

I would for sure... if that is what you desire.

If I would have wanted you to come spend a night with me while I am alone at home, would you come over?

[Anesa]

Maybe....

And if I were to come over would you run me a hot bubble bath?

[Autumn52]

I would, and I would bathe you tenderly before taking you roughly.

If I offered you a drink would you accept it?

[Cayenne]

Of course, and probably drink the whole thing - even if I didn't like it~

If I was flushed and squirmy, would you think I was horny?~

[Insanityenviesme]

Probably not..A Cayenne getting frisky is almost too good to be true

If I did and make an advance, would you push me off?