If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Rolo]

Got my mittens and stocking cap on!

if I were a snowman would you melt my heart

[DiverseDesires]

only if it brought you to life


If I held the ladder would you put the Christmas lights up for me?

[Rolo]

Love puttin' up them lights.

If I were Joseph in a nativity scene would you be my Mary

[DiverseDesires]

Can I be a naughty angel instead?  *laughs*

Yes, blue is a good colour for me 


If I forgot to send you a card would you sulk?

[Rolo]

I would be devastated. *grins*

If i were alone on Christmas would you invite me

[DiverseDesires]

defintitely - always have extras, even at the last minute - I love it - the more the merrier

but no bah humbugs allowed at my table - just big appetites, and a willingness to join in 


If you found the silver sixpence what would your wish be?

[Rolo]

Your desires. I don't like to be selfish

If I were stuck in a tree would you get the ladder

[Xilian]

After mocking you a little, I would get you the ladder. (sorry, I'm just a little evil)

If I were to be drunk, would you take advantage out of it?

[DiverseDesires]

no, but you'd get the mocking treatment in the morning about your hangover 


If I got a little tiddly would you try and get me to drink some more?

[Xilian]

no, but you'd get the mocking treatment in the morning about your hangover 

Alright, I had the mocking comming

No, but I wouldn't stop you. I might advise you to take it easy with the alcohol though.

[Endorphin]

Since Xilian didn't have a question...

If I got a little tiddly would you try and get me to drink some more?

Hell yes.

If I was drunk and you were horny, would you take advantage of the situation?

[DiverseDesires]

Actually no - I'd want you fully compos mentis - and as you got me to drink some more I'd be fast asleep anyway! 

If I lost my purse would you lend me a cab fare?

[Rolo]

I would actually drive.

If I offered would you let me

[DiverseDesires]

yes, if I'd been talking to you enough to gauge how I felt about you

If I asked you in for coffee would you hope for more than that?

[Rolo]

Nothing more than conversation

if I were lost would you give me directions

[Xilian]

Yeah, ofcourse. I'm evil, but not that evil. 

If I came a dollar short in the store, would you lend me one?

[DiverseDesires]

I'd give it to you

If I needed a date would you be my beau?

[Rolo]

Happily

If I offered would you let me pay

[DiverseDesires]

probably - if I invited you for a meal at mine to reciprocate

If you came for a meal what would you bring with you?

[Rolo]

A nice bottle of wine and a charming personality

If offered would you go for a stroll after the meal

[DiverseDesires]

yes especially where I live - glorious Gloucestershire countryside


If I took you into the fields would you be worried about getting muddy?

[AlphaMale]

No, i'd love it, perhaps laugh when i slipped in it.

If i bought you a forest but never told you who i was, would you seek me out?

[camtipli]

Only if the forest were really lovely.

If I were to turn into a bird, would you turn into a bird, too?

[Villain]

Hell yeah I've always wanted to be a toucan

If I has a secret would you keep it?

[Sweet Trouble]

If I has a secret would you keep it?

Oh most definiently. Cross my heart.

After you told me you secret would you seal it with a kiss?