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Author Topic: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?  (Read 1296 times)

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Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Ok lets vent some of our outrage even I think this lunatic is a Grade A Asshole, not Muslims at large more often than not they are nice folks. Just this freaking religious wacko.

So assuming you had a one use fuck this terrorist leader over wish from a Geni what is the worst thing that would be a good punishment for him can be serious or funny?

Mine-

I condemn him to be a young bride and virgin to a mean Taliban zealot, let him be forced to be a sex toy and be beaten at will by his husband, bear children since he's going to be very fertile and have to live out life as a nobody. He supports these flakes then so be it I make him live with them in the bottom of the food chain. Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha!


Offline Swedish Steel

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 10:04:14 AM »
I'd make him watch Friends. Every single episode. *shudder*

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 11:25:13 AM »
Better how about make him watch barney, Sesame Street and Mister Rodgers for eternity over and over again. lol

Offline ZK

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 11:34:45 AM »
All of the above but with Barney and the children's anime Panda-Panda back to back with Teletubbies "commercials".


With their eyes taped open and regually moistured to keep them from drying out and them given special "stay away" medication.

But from my opinion, it'd be more then just BL in the chair. A lot of others would be with him. ^_~

Offline King_Furby

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2006, 10:32:35 AM »
hit um with a bus

Offline AK47

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 04:26:59 PM »
Make him stand trial for his crimes...




...What?

Offline Jefepato

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 05:37:02 PM »
I'd leave him tied up in Manhattan.

Offline Hunter

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 06:28:07 PM »
I'd make him work McDonalds the rest of his life.

Offline Schwarzepard

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 01:13:20 AM »
I'd give him a transfusion of pig blood.  Then I'd chop off his arms and legs, and build a special toilet for him to lie in so that when I took a shit I would down and see it laying on Bin Laden's face.  Then I'd keep alive for decades like that before drowning him in shit.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2008, 09:29:18 AM by HeretiKat »

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 01:15:44 AM »
Yeah, that's mature.

Offline Humble Scribe

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 08:15:20 AM »
How about making him live on the run in wild and impoverished tribal lands in northwest Pakistan with poor kidney function and no access to dialysis? Oh, wai...

To answer the question, I'm not quite sure how torturing him (or indeed any of his followers) to death demonstrates any degree of moral superiority, nor even any degree of common sense - surely martyrdom is exactly what zealots of his stripe crave for anyway?

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Offline Hunter

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2008, 10:42:24 AM »
Oh no, I think mine is quite sufficient.  Having to work a minimium wage dead end job strikes me as quite sufficient.

Online Vekseid

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2008, 02:56:07 PM »
While I'm all for punishment of the guilty, I'm really tempted to lock this thread.

Please respect each other and think before sharing visceral fantasies.

Thank you.

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2008, 03:01:27 PM »
You'd do better catching him first. *shrug*

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Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2008, 12:45:49 PM »
I say we catch him, then force him to run, stark-naked except for a sign with a bullseye on it, through New York City.

Offline Stattick

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2008, 04:39:30 AM »
I'd turn him into a heimnar and curse him to have perfect health and live for the next two hundred years in that condition.

Offline Elandra

Re: If you could what horrible punishment would you inflict in Bin Laden?
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2008, 04:44:02 PM »
Locking the thread before it gets out of hand.