Fneech'ngkt and Gnongktingunk (names subject to change as required) are two males from the planet Ningtiktik. Two young men, for want of a better word, who have fled Ningtiktik after stealing over a kilo of Ouangk. The Harrhbelli dealers they took it from aren't too pleased, and so the unruly Ningtiktiklings loaded up their brand new sports starcruiser for a long space trip. After Ningtiktik weeks of zapping through spacetime, they reached a galaxy known to us as the Milky Way. Surely they would be safe from Harrhbelli hit squads in this backwater.
It soon turned out that the civilisations of the Milky Way were disappointingly primitive. The organisms of seemingly every planet that harnessed the power of the electron seemed to end up destroying their own intelligence with decades of inferior television. As a result, the civilisations of every planet in the Milky Way still lived and waged internal wars and reality TV in isolation.
Fneech'ngkt and Gnongktingunk didn't feel much like socialising with the primitives. They tried landing on one planet and demanding to be received by that world's leaders as visiting alien dignitaries, but instead they watched in dismay as everyone who claimed to have seen the giant figure of eight shaped starship hovering in the sky was thrown into a pit of bubbling sulphuric acid, to discourage everyone from fleeing that planet's brutal theocratic regime.
In short, the planethoppers soon learned to draw less attention to themselves from the savages they encountered. They were feeling lonely, and it didn't look like this galaxy would provide them with some nice, tight, corrugated Ningtiktik cloaca any time soon. It was obvious what had to be done.
They already had female specimens of sapient life forms from several worlds in their ship's holding pens when they encountered a small, watery planet in the Sol system. Basic similarities between the life forms they'd found allowed them to use their biomass simulators to produce a nutritious slush that all their captives could feed on, if not enjoy. On a dark, moonless night, the men of Ningtiktik abducted a young fertile female from a farm in the rural heart of an Earth continent.
I'll be playing one of the male aliens, and am looking for someone to play my partner in crime, as well as volunteers to play the Earth girl they abduct and an alien lady or two they've abducted already. Feel free to make up your own alien anatomy, unless you're playing Miss Earth!
If required, plenty of tentacles can be provided for your enjoyment.
EDIT: The two male aliens are taken. Whoever wishes to take part as a lady, figure out an interesting back story for your character and remember that we'll only be abducting one Earth girl. Maybe two if it's especially tempting to do so, for instance in the case of hot identical Earth twins.
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